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about me (things I hate/pet peeves)

Milk
Anime
Lisps/speech impediments
Child birth
The Beatles
Short hair on girls
Women
The perks of being a wallflower
Sepia photos
Seafood
Tim Burton
Full movie theaters
Washing dishes
Being late
Pepsi
The office
Meat
Waiting for my nails to dry
Parties
Fake nails
Bad hair extensions
Tumblr
Action movies
People with the same name, birthday, etc as me
Needing help
Falsely nice people
Fat babies
Disappointment
Loud children
People who claim they're mature for their age
"Accidental" pregnancy
Liars
School
Sand
That immediate feeling of panic when you can't get a ring off
Military guys
Shopping for clothes
Girls with armpit 5 o'clock shadow because they shave too often/where hair didn't even grow
Scripted comedy
Stand up comedy (bc it's scripted)
Feet
Lazy eyes
Having my period
Expensive pets that die easily
Accents
Music videos
Romantic comedies
Stans/people who take music way too seriously
The sound of balloons popping
When someone leaves clothes in the dryer and I have to fold them in order to use it
Summer/hot weather/humidity
When people try to multitask
Kissing (visually)
"Still a better love story than twilight" IS IT
Live bands/shows/music
When people ask if I'm a lesbian
The taste of toothpaste
When people post completely nude photos of their babies on facebook
Men peeing sitting (holding themselves down to aim)
When people say, "oh my eyes change color"
Philosophy
Green tea
Eyebrows that don't match dyed hair
When someone uses my perfume
Coldplay
People who adjust religious rules to fit their lifestyle
When people say "college is different, nobody gives a shit"
Sex in horror films
Romance in horror films
Men who listen to the same music as me
The fact that thongs are socially acceptable
British actors who do really shitty american accents
Traveling
People who backspace a lot when typing during conversation
When people copy me in any way shape or form
Men with high/defined cheekbones
Crickets
When social people claim to be introverted
When I use the number pad but numlock isn't on
When my mom wears my shoes
When I misplace my hair tie (which is often)
Men who take bubble baths
When people wear hoodies without a shirt underneath
Warped tour
Men who use tumblr
The format of renovation/design shows
When my clothes fall off the hangers in my closet
Vacuuming
When people pick at food
When drug addicts claim to have an addictive personality
Vegetable juice/fruit juice mixed with vegetable juice
The saying "it is what it is" and anyone who uses it
The spelling of little as "lil"
Dish water touching any part of my skin *repulsion*
When women in their early 20s proclaim themselves as "20 something" in their bios
Long movies
When films aren't told in chronological order
People who try and relate love songs to god
One way friendship
When people sniffle repeatedly
The question, "How do you mean?"
Men and women who believe women deserve respect by default, simply because they're a woman
Watching other people play video games
When people say sorry for doing something they're no doubt going to do again
Superhero movies
Any type of a massage
Car shows
Greek yogurt
Dark restaurants
Joy Division
The sick feeling in your stomach when you lean back in a chair and think you're going to fall
When employees help you find something and then hover
When women post selfies of them breastfeeding
People who honestly believe one common interest is a basis for friendship
Remixes
When music has girls moaning in place of bad words
The sound of moaning in general
Talent tv shows (american idol, etc)
The fact that priests/preachers/the pope are just regular people
People pleasers
When people subscribe to me on youtube
The idea that sweaty muscular people are meant to be attractive
Being told I talk like a valley girl
Taylor pronounced as tail-or
Megan pronounced as maygen
Mario pronounced as mary-oh
Mom bloggers
People who feel entitled to celebrate their birthday not on their day of birth (i.e birthday week)
Crumbs in butter
When people go back on commitments
The phrase, "a woman's touch" (in regards to women making things better just because they're women)
CGI'd babies
People who commit to owning pets, but as soon as they become an inconvenience they get rid of them while claiming to "love" them
When people claim to have a high tolerance for pain
When people speak or type probably as "prolly"
Social icebreakers
Single moms who require male affection and therefore make their top priority having a boyfriend because, cough, "their kid needs a male figure in their life"
When divorced people get remarried while their kids are still young, and like single moms, pretend it's for the benefit of their kid(s) and not because they're lonely and entirely selfish
In movies, when the husband/male significant other tells the woman to stay in the room and lock the door and then goes and gets themselves killed
The sound of a basketball hitting concrete
When people/society/movies/media romanticize adultery
Horoscopes
HTML
Select genderless/nonbinary people who get angry because you can't tell from looking at them what their pronouns are
Hearing other people's conversations that I'm not apart of / hearing murmured voices
Proposal videos
When men treat me a certain way (see: rude) because they feel emasculated by my abrasive personality
Connoisseurs; anyone who spouts opinion off as fact
Birth control
When people sleep on their back with their knees up
Donnie Darko
Tina Fey
Coconut water
Downloading stuff (movies, programs)
Bob Dylan
Sleeping with my hair down
Briefs
Feminine men
James and the Giant Peach
Sports bras
Casual belts
Bad/absent parenting
Mark Twain
Netflix
Scruffy/wire-haired dogs (specifically, terriers)
Cream soda
Foreign use of extra vowels
Losing things (objects)
When people create conversation boundaries
The phrase/suggestion "walk it off"
X-Files "fans" who never even finished the series
The anxiety associated with writing on something important you can't erase (specifically mail)
Garfield
Tyler Ford
Historical nonfiction
Scrapbooks
Whipped cream
Trade-offs (in movies/tv shows)
When people mindlessly touch/play with their hair in excess
Arugula
Hairy muscular man thighs
Hoop earrings
The quote, "real eyes recognize/realize real lies"
Sugar free pudding
Willem Dafoe
Overcooked pasta
When people walk into the house/my room without knocking
Strawberry kiwi flavor
Price stickers that don't cleanly peel off merchandise
Pee sounds in tv shows/movies
When people still hook up after having already broken up
Mayflies
When other people go by different names with different people (read: a different name than I know them by)
Musicians (engaging with them is like pulling teeth)
Bad album covers
Talking birds
When I search for album artwork and there's 4 different versions in 4 different tones
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened"
Pizza cut in squares as a concept
When people end relationships before college so "there's nothing holding them back"
When people claim trimming your hair will speed up growth even though hair grows from the scalp, when in reality it stops breakage therefore encouraging length
When people walk through the aisle bordering the seat you're in (and especially when they don't say excuse me)
When people close their eyes while singing
The filming style/lighting in soap operas
When movie trailers feature scenes that don't actually appear in the movie
Game shows
The texture of the marshmallows in lucky charms
When people hate their exes after knowing their faults from the beginning/because they're a shitty judge of character
Lolita
When people are recounting a story and say, "I forgot what he/she said, but..." and then continue the story as if this bit of dialogue isn't crucial in explaining the outcome
When people leave the product bottles open in the shower
Talking on the phone
When people call me on the phone but continue talking to other people in person
The sound of men yelling at sportball on tv
When people mishear me, overreact, then apologize when they realize they're an idiot
The feeling of dry super glue on my skin
Watching movies with other people
When someone stops the microwave prematurely and doesn't clear the timer
When people procrastinate on a deadline and then ask me to do everything for them last minute
Riding in elevators with strangers
The "Guess what? Nevermind." game
When products have no scent description
Seeing messages late
When women justify weird/awkward inappropriate situations with "We're all girls here!"
Fickle people
Anything zombie related
Malted milk balls
When my mom and brother have exclusive conversation
How character themed stuff is considered "for babies" in elementary school and then suddenly cool again in high school
Interacting with autistic people (sry)
Kids
Shallow people
When people claim driving is human instinct
The following emotes: xD, :3, C:, :]
Unironic usage of "haha"
When I say "stop" while someone is pouring me a beverage and they fill it to the top
Unfairness
When people can't hold a grudge
People with no or bad communication skills
When loved ones try to guilt trip suicidal people
Dessert scented stuff
Absent friendship
The Simpsons
Losing socks
The smell of weed
Incorrect submitted lyrics/videos
The smell of stuff burning
Having shitty people inserted into my life via people I actually like
Corrupting passion with profit
Poptarts
Artificial grape flavor
Bad synopses (which is most of them)
Classic literature
Bad tv series based on good movies
People who quit movies/tv shows
People who don't finish shit in general
Forrest gump
Unicorns
Happy endings
When others multichat while talking to me
Having to fix people/the concept of people you encounter becoming a "project"
When men would rather change things about themselves than to cut ties with me: there's a bigger problem if neither of us like you
Texting/phone usage and driving
Audio podcasts
Recommendations (movies, music, tv, books)
Spontaneity
Michael Jackson
When people claim to hate tomatoes but like ketchup, marinara/pizza sauce, salsa etc
When people start a sentence with "Am" instead of "I am/I'm"
When contestants use their pity story to win sympathy vote
The way my hair feels when I have pruney fingers
The way old people pronounce vlog as "v-log"
Canadian pronunciation of the following: process, decal, pasta, bag
When people say scissor instead of scissors
The breed of person who refers to dogs as puppers/doggos
When people refer to Six Flags as only Great America
When people confuse compliment with complement
Cherry/red wood
Antiques
When the fridge handle is dirty
Celebrating the happiness of people I don't like on a fundamental level out of social obligation
Trashy looking community garden plots
When people don't roll back the edge of packing tape after using it
Unsolved mysteries
The way dying last words are always vague and unhelpful
"God is a woman"
When projects don't come out how I envision
Gender reveal videos
Seashells
"My heart is so full"
Coffee snobs
How simple most tasks seem in written form when in reality they're taxing and time-consuming
When my mom consolidates different flavors of microwave popcorn into a singular box and they're indistinguishable
Overfilled tacos
People buying random books to use as decor without any interest in the book itself
The word spooky
When people show up hours early to set-plans and force me to rush
When subtitles say [speaks *insert foreign language*] instead of translating
Flip-flop themed souvenirs and/or decor

jul 22 2013 ∞
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