- Milk
- Anime
- Lisps/speech impediments
- Child birth
- The Beatles
- Short hair on girls
- Women
- The perks of being a wallflower
- Sepia photos
- Seafood
- Tim Burton
- Full movie theaters
- Washing dishes
- Being late
- Pepsi
- The office
- Meat
- Waiting for my nails to dry
- Parties
- Fake nails
- Bad hair extensions
- Tumblr
- Action movies
- People with the same name, birthday, etc as me
- Needing help
- Falsely nice people
- Fat babies
- Disappointment
- Loud children
- People who claim they're mature for their age
- "Accidental" pregnancy
- Liars
- School
- Sand
- That immediate feeling of panic when you can't get a ring off
- Military guys
- Shopping for clothes
- Girls with armpit 5 o'clock shadow because they shave too often/where hair didn't even grow
- Scripted comedy
- Stand up comedy (bc it's scripted)
- Feet
- Lazy eyes
- Having my period
- Expensive pets that die easily
- Accents
- Music videos
- Romantic comedies
- Stans/people who take music way too seriously
- The sound of balloons popping
- When someone leaves clothes in the dryer and I have to fold them in order to use it
- Summer/hot weather/humidity
- When people try to multitask
- Kissing (visually)
- "Still a better love story than twilight" IS IT
- Live bands/shows/music
- When people ask if I'm a lesbian
- The taste of toothpaste
- When people post completely nude photos of their babies on facebook
- Men peeing sitting (holding themselves down to aim)
- When people say, "oh my eyes change color"
- Philosophy
- Green tea
- Eyebrows that don't match dyed hair
- When someone uses my perfume
- Coldplay
- People who adjust religious rules to fit their lifestyle
- When people say "college is different, nobody gives a shit"
- Sex in horror films
- Romance in horror films
- Men who listen to the same music as me
- The fact that thongs are socially acceptable
- British actors who do really shitty american accents
- Traveling
- People who backspace a lot when typing during conversation
- When people copy me in any way shape or form
- Men with high/defined cheekbones
- Crickets
- When social people claim to be introverted
- When I use the number pad but numlock isn't on
- When my mom wears my shoes
- When I misplace my hair tie (which is often)
- Men who take bubble baths
- When people wear hoodies without a shirt underneath
- Warped tour
- Men who use tumblr
- The format of renovation/design shows
- When my clothes fall off the hangers in my closet
- Vacuuming
- When people pick at food
- When drug addicts claim to have an addictive personality
- Vegetable juice/fruit juice mixed with vegetable juice
- The saying "it is what it is" and anyone who uses it
- The spelling of little as "lil"
- Dish water touching any part of my skin *repulsion*
- When women in their early 20s proclaim themselves as "20 something" in their bios
- Long movies
- When films aren't told in chronological order
- People who try and relate love songs to god
- One way friendship
- When people sniffle repeatedly
- The question, "How do you mean?"
- Men and women who believe women deserve respect by default, simply because they're a woman
- Watching other people play video games
- When people say sorry for doing something they're no doubt going to do again
- Superhero movies
- Any type of a massage
- Car shows
- Greek yogurt
- Dark restaurants
- Joy Division
- The sick feeling in your stomach when you lean back in a chair and think you're going to fall
- When employees help you find something and then hover
- When women post selfies of them breastfeeding
- People who honestly believe one common interest is a basis for friendship
- Remixes
- When music has girls moaning in place of bad words
- The sound of moaning in general
- Talent tv shows (american idol, etc)
- The fact that priests/preachers/the pope are just regular people
- People pleasers
- When people subscribe to me on youtube
- The idea that sweaty muscular people are meant to be attractive
- Being told I talk like a valley girl
- Taylor pronounced as tail-or
- Megan pronounced as maygen
- Mario pronounced as mary-oh
- Mom bloggers
- People who feel entitled to celebrate their birthday not on their day of birth (i.e birthday week)
- Crumbs in butter
- When people go back on commitments
- The phrase, "a woman's touch" (in regards to women making things better just because they're women)
- CGI'd babies
- People who commit to owning pets, but as soon as they become an inconvenience they get rid of them while claiming to "love" them
- When people claim to have a high tolerance for pain
- When people speak or type probably as "prolly"
- Social icebreakers
- Single moms who require male affection and therefore make their top priority having a boyfriend because, cough, "their kid needs a male figure in their life"
- When divorced people get remarried while their kids are still young, and like single moms, pretend it's for the benefit of their kid(s) and not because they're lonely and entirely selfish
- In movies, when the husband/male significant other tells the woman to stay in the room and lock the door and then goes and gets themselves killed
- The sound of a basketball hitting concrete
- When people/society/movies/media romanticize adultery
- Horoscopes
- HTML
- Select genderless/nonbinary people who get angry because you can't tell from looking at them what their pronouns are
- Hearing other people's conversations that I'm not apart of / hearing murmured voices
- Proposal videos
- When men treat me a certain way (see: rude) because they feel emasculated by my abrasive personality
- Connoisseurs; anyone who spouts opinion off as fact
- Birth control
- When people sleep on their back with their knees up
- Donnie Darko
- Tina Fey
- Coconut water
- Downloading stuff (movies, programs)
- Bob Dylan
- Sleeping with my hair down
- Briefs
- Feminine men
- James and the Giant Peach
- Sports bras
- Casual belts
- Bad/absent parenting
- Mark Twain
- Netflix
- Scruffy/wire-haired dogs (specifically, terriers)
- Cream soda
- Foreign use of extra vowels
- Losing things (objects)
- When people create conversation boundaries
- The phrase/suggestion "walk it off"
- X-Files "fans" who never even finished the series
- The anxiety associated with writing on something important you can't erase (specifically mail)
- Garfield
- Tyler Ford
- Historical nonfiction
- Scrapbooks
- Whipped cream
- Trade-offs (in movies/tv shows)
- When people mindlessly touch/play with their hair in excess
- Arugula
- Hairy muscular man thighs
- Hoop earrings
- The quote, "real eyes recognize/realize real lies"
- Sugar free pudding
- Willem Dafoe
- Overcooked pasta
- When people walk into the house/my room without knocking
- Strawberry kiwi flavor
- Price stickers that don't cleanly peel off merchandise
- Pee sounds in tv shows/movies
- When people still hook up after having already broken up
- Mayflies
- When other people go by different names with different people (read: a different name than I know them by)
- Musicians (engaging with them is like pulling teeth)
- Bad album covers
- Talking birds
- When I search for album artwork and there's 4 different versions in 4 different tones
- "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened"
- Pizza cut in squares as a concept
- When people end relationships before college so "there's nothing holding them back"
- When people claim trimming your hair will speed up growth even though hair grows from the scalp, when in reality it stops breakage therefore encouraging length
- When people walk through the aisle bordering the seat you're in (and especially when they don't say excuse me)
- When people close their eyes while singing
- The filming style/lighting in soap operas
- When movie trailers feature scenes that don't actually appear in the movie
- Game shows
- The texture of the marshmallows in lucky charms
- When people hate their exes after knowing their faults from the beginning/because they're a shitty judge of character
- Lolita
- When people are recounting a story and say, "I forgot what he/she said, but..." and then continue the story as if this bit of dialogue isn't crucial in explaining the outcome
- When people leave the product bottles open in the shower
- Talking on the phone
- When people call me on the phone but continue talking to other people in person
- The sound of men yelling at sportball on tv
- When people mishear me, overreact, then apologize when they realize they're an idiot
- The feeling of dry super glue on my skin
- Watching movies with other people
- When someone stops the microwave prematurely and doesn't clear the timer
- When people procrastinate on a deadline and then ask me to do everything for them last minute
- Riding in elevators with strangers
- The "Guess what? Nevermind." game
- When products have no scent description
- Seeing messages late
- When women justify weird/awkward inappropriate situations with "We're all girls here!"
- Fickle people
- Anything zombie related
- Malted milk balls
- When my mom and brother have exclusive conversation
- How character themed stuff is considered "for babies" in elementary school and then suddenly cool again in high school
- Interacting with autistic people (sry)
- Kids
- Shallow people
- When people claim driving is human instinct
- The following emotes: xD, :3, C:, :]
- Unironic usage of "haha"
- When I say "stop" while someone is pouring me a beverage and they fill it to the top
- Unfairness
- When people can't hold a grudge
- People with no or bad communication skills
- When loved ones try to guilt trip suicidal people
- Dessert scented stuff
- Absent friendship
- The Simpsons
- Losing socks
- The smell of weed
- Incorrect submitted lyrics/videos
- The smell of stuff burning
- Having shitty people inserted into my life via people I actually like
- Corrupting passion with profit
- Poptarts
- Artificial grape flavor
- Bad synopses (which is most of them)
- Classic literature
- Bad tv series based on good movies
- People who quit movies/tv shows
- People who don't finish shit in general
- Forrest gump
- Unicorns
- Happy endings
- When others multichat while talking to me
- Having to fix people/the concept of people you encounter becoming a "project"
- When men would rather change things about themselves than to cut ties with me: there's a bigger problem if neither of us like you
- Texting/phone usage and driving
- Audio podcasts
- Recommendations (movies, music, tv, books)
- Spontaneity
- Michael Jackson
- When people claim to hate tomatoes but like ketchup, marinara/pizza sauce, salsa etc
- When people start a sentence with "Am" instead of "I am/I'm"
- When contestants use their pity story to win sympathy vote
- The way my hair feels when I have pruney fingers
- The way old people pronounce vlog as "v-log"
- Canadian pronunciation of the following: process, decal, pasta, bag
- When people say scissor instead of scissors
- The breed of person who refers to dogs as puppers/doggos
- When people refer to Six Flags as only Great America
- When people confuse compliment with complement
- Cherry/red wood
- Antiques
- When the fridge handle is dirty
- Celebrating the happiness of people I don't like on a fundamental level out of social obligation
- Trashy looking community garden plots
- When people don't roll back the edge of packing tape after using it
- Unsolved mysteries
- The way dying last words are always vague and unhelpful
- "God is a woman"
- When projects don't come out how I envision
- Gender reveal videos
- Seashells
- "My heart is so full"
- Coffee snobs
- How simple most tasks seem in written form when in reality they're taxing and time-consuming
- When my mom consolidates different flavors of microwave popcorn into a singular box and they're indistinguishable
- Overfilled tacos
- People buying random books to use as decor without any interest in the book itself
- The word spooky
- When people show up hours early to set-plans and force me to rush
- When subtitles say [speaks *insert foreign language*] instead of translating
- Flip-flop themed souvenirs and/or decor
- When people comment "omg he looks JUST like my cat!" on every picture or video of a random internet cat and/or share a photo of their own cat who does not look similar at all
- When I'm unaware my charger isn't plugged into the adapter
- People telling others "don't cry" when they're already crying
jul 22 2013 ∞
dec 22 2024 +