general

• top grade milk: milk with 8g fat - G
  • in which exo are a bunch of happy five year olds going to a petting zoo!

kris/suho

• angel is the centerfold - NC-17
  • joonmyun poses nude in a magazine to throw a little excitement into his painfully dull life. the last thing he expects is to stumble into a relationship because of it.
• chrysanthemum - R
  • wufan is a general. suho is a prisoner of war.
• like seven inches from the midday sun - PG
  • joonmyun belongs to a line of famous sorcerers, but he has no magical abilities. kris is his familiar, sent to him because of debt owed between their ancestors.
• 明明就 - G
  • of all the failed relationships that joon...

chanyeol/baekhyun

• i can be your new favourite waste of tim... - NC-17
  • but, as if the heat wasn't enough, baekhyun seemed unwilling to let chanyeol just rest in peace.