- “Wow, I never thought you’d be stupid enough to try and do this.” "Well, you’re here with me, so that makes you stupid too.”
- “Is it really that hard for you to admit that I’m clever?” “Yes.”
- “You’re saying that you’re only attracted to someone’s brain, but I totally caught you checking out my butt.”
- “I still beat you that time at chess.” “You’re never going to let me live this down, right?”
- “You’re smarter than you look.” “Is that a compliment for my intelligence or an insult for my looks?”
- “You’re both so smart and yet so stupid.”
- “How do I know if they like me like that?” “You would think that with your IQ you could figure this out on your own.”
- “You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.” “Actually, it’s primarily because of too much carbon dioxide in the atmosphere.”
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