• order a side of bacon, an item with bacon already on it, or add bacon to a item listed as baconless.
  • get an arnold palmer.
  • substitute a side of pita for hash browns when ordering breakfast at a coney restaurant.
  • declare the black velvet is the new black and tan (or half & half).
  • look into anything with capers listed alongside the sauce or reduction.
  • add stilton or blue cheese to your waffle fry.
  • go to the restroom even if you don't have to "go" go. there is always something you can bring to the table talk from a restroom trip.
  • finish your crusts.
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