Firstly: Don't get on your phone after we just fucked.

Secondly: Pick your socks up out of the living room.

Thirdly: Don't bust people out. Mind your own damn business.

Fourthly:People who introduce me as "This is Kelly, She's Gay." No one fucking cares that i like vagina's so shut the fuck up.

Fifthly: American Apparel billboards because they pick the worst girls ever as models. No one wants to see an ugly bitch on a billboard so go find a fucking hot one.