- "I can jump that far."
- "I'm gonna win her back."
- "I can trust you guys!"
- "What could possibly go wrong?"
- "I have my COW Card..."
- "I will never date you."
- "I think I'm over you."
- "Let's fence on the roof." (Sorry, Jonah)
- "Laugh all you want now..."
- "I won't lose next time."
- "It's all downhill from here."
- "Not 'no,' just not now."
- "It can't get much worse..."
- "Do it for your pride."
- "I promise not to forget."
- "Okay, but only one more."
- "This is our song now."
- "Never in a million years."
- "One quick Facebook check, first."
- "I can easily run that."
- "You should read my journal!"
- "It won't need much water."
- "I want to be alone."
- "I promise, it's just cuddling."
- "I'll eat my hat if..."
- "Just suck it up already."
- "I don't need you anymore."
- "I can wait until dinner."
- "It will be worth it."
- "It'd be better if only..."
- "Yes, I'll be your roommate."
- "I think we should talk."
- "I won't be offended if..."
- "Nothing'll get me down today!"
- "I'll make the mix CD!"
- "I can watch the dog."
- "We're too old for that!"
- "We're too young for that!"
- "Don't worry about it now."
- "I'll buy you all Chipotle!"
- "Seriously, man. I'll do anything."
- "Hat, hat, hat, hat, hat!" (Actually, I can say this as much as I want in most contexts. Only when in the same state as Jared Steed does this phrase end in tears.)
- "I'll finish what I started."
- "There's no such thing as..."
- "I don't believe in luck."
- "I don't believe in God."
- "I'll have time this weekend."
- "Let's think rationally about this."
- "Karma is oh so sweet."
- "I'll never see him again." (Typically followed by some bridge-burning act of hilarity or stupidity...)
- "Look, I'm a biker too!" [Uttered to some motorcyclists in Boston while on a bicycle. They were not amused.]
aug 29 2010 ∞
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