ILLEGAL

• Prostitute
• SHROOMS
• pickpocket
• skim change
• boost
• steal what u need to save
• Robbery
• pimp ( best case is a brothel)
• shell game gambling
• play for money (play what? u have no talent...)
• three card game

LEGAL

• Hotdog vendor
• Dog walker
• Newspaper
• sell underwear + socks
• panhandle (legal???)
  • (down on luck. kicked out, anything helps.)
  • or
  • ( Side 1: Too ugly to whore.If someone drives by and says "no you're not" flip to Side 2: boy for sale!)