• Sparklers in Chinatown
• Fight outside our window
• Playing dare or dare at Daddies - Mary talking to the poster/James doing calisthenics/Richard re-enacting the porn on TV
• Mary's tarot readings
• Walking across GGB
• Thanks Giving dinner
• Dancing with the Coloring Book of Mormon at Sadlands
• Drinking with Mary and reminiscing about Ska days
• Dinner and games at Michaels house
• Shooting people with the squirt ring at the 90's dance party
• Philippe's Enya, bike ride and rat tail
• Running into Rusty in the Castro, feather in headband
• Richard spoiling my Okcupid date
• Chatroulette
• Daring some guy to knock on the DJ's glass cage with a sign that reads "NO REQUESTS" and requesting a song
• Richard's conversation litter: "the only reason I came out tonight was to have sex and now look where I am, with you!"
• Sesame balls
• Running down the pan handle to the GG Park, sprinting up windy stairs and running through the woods
• Biker yelling at high school track team "GET OFF THE ROAD DOUCHBAGS!!!" in the Presidio

Inside jokes

• SF 2010:
  • Pissed off girl at dance club: are you kidding me? I saw you! You spilled your drink on me! Feel my back!
  • Body
  • Chinatown sparklers with random boy: Flaming poop snake, more energy!
  • Gay Fight outside our window on our first night in SF: JEREMY! SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE FOR ONCE, THIS IS MY CONVERSATION, DON'T TURN AWAY FROM ME, SHUT UP (throws water bottle)
  • Okcupid: I see that you have viewed my profile 3 times but you have never messaged me, why? is it my height, I know I'm not the best looking guy.
  • Okcupid: ...iced soy latte, no sugar...
  • Michael: ...well, there was that time I was holding a baby and...