starting aug 2026

monsters of god (HBO)

• i saw the thumbnail on my buddy neon's tv
• fuck it crazy reptile documentary
• genuinely so entertaining. about the classic "florida man" and how the state boomed with reptiles. i knew but didn't know the extent of how florida was genuinely a state built off of crack and illegal reptile imports. also there's beef between reptile smuggler kingpins which is so funny
• nobody looks here but if you do please just watch it. 100 of the wackiest characters in one documentary
  • note to self: stevie gibson with leopard print and a Mexican black kingsnake on his shoulder with a lion on the side

pantheon (Netflix)

• bingeable
• tech mumbo jumbo. probably true and based in real stuff but bro... i don't know wtf is going on. maybe someone who has a degree in this would be like Yep. This is exactly it and makes sense
• dude WTF is going on with emo boy's parents im genuinely malding
• corny sometimes but when it strikes it strikes (i love science fiction.)

8/12/26 - the patriot (season 1)

• depressed special ops license to kill guy has to move a ton of money overseas and also kill people while doing so because we’ve goootta stop israel
• leaves hearty room for suspension of disbelief sometimes. also feels written by a man in the way you end up sort of wishing for more things but that’s just me. the woke mob
• however the humor is exactly my taste. it’s the onslaught of bullshit and the dry comedy. we got some good bits here and plenty of bullshit out the wazoo
• sidekick guy…. the sidekick guy… bro come on… like a tip away from getting me super annoyed and from being a favorite but i can’t tell right now he still annoys me im sorry man. you’re best friend though
• my husband… is a killer …? Get with the program
• i don’t know why but his boss (Leslie) is one of my favorites if not most favorite at the moment. I’m just really in the moment with him. Maybe he reminds me of an oc i have but that’s besides the point. Also the guy who blackmails mc into holding him all tender-like and the way it genuinely makes the mc feel better. You gotta be kidding me. real gems working with him at the steel tube headquarters