• "I'm not Fred, I'm George," said the boy. "Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother? Can't you tell I'm George?" / "Sorry, George, dear." / "Only joking, I am Fred," said the boy and off he went.”

― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

little guy was really 15 years old going off with "honestly, woman" to his own mother and that will never cease to be hilarious to me, especially in this context where he shows very clearly his (and, as we know, his twin brother's) prankster personality

  • Jack Sparrow: Take what you can. / Joshamee Gibbs: Give nothing back.

― Pirates of the Caribbean, possible a line that's in all the movies


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