• Would I blow everyone's mind if I ate dessert first? - Moss
  • Jiminy Jones! Look, the nature of the thing that is happening has changed slightly, rendering it yet more interesting! - Moss
  • If you were a murderer, what would your nickname be? Mine would be 'The Gardener', because I'd always leave a rose at the scene of the crime. - Moss
  • I'm a restaurant person. Why wouldn't I be a restaurant person? Cheese string? - Moss
  • Oh yeah. Fire. Sorry. I always get confused between "golf" and "fire". - Moss
  • (Holding the fire extinguisher on fire) I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. - Moss
  • Goths are people too. - Jen
  • There’s one more angel in heaven. God I miss Jen. She reminded me of me at her age. I mean when I was her age, she reminded me of her age. She reminded me of my age, at her age. When I was her age, she was reminded of me? I grew to like Jen. And that enlikening of her became a friendship, a friendship which ended so suddenly just 12 hours ago, after what I gather was a rather sensational evening with Bill Crouse. Bill! You dog! Where is he? Still cleaning himself off - Renholm
  • She’s easy to spot, she has three rows of teeth. - Roy
  • Hello there, Jen. I would love to stay and chat but I’ve just received a telephone call, saying that my Father has just killed someone, which I need to attend to. - Moss
  • Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? - Jen
    • Smarties cereal. - Moss
    • Oh my god, I didn’t even know Smarties made a cereal! - Jen
    • They don’t, it’s just Smarties in a bowl with milk. - Moss
  • Who am I, Roy? I'm a ghost. I'm a shadow. I'm gone. Pfffffff. - Moss
apr 15 2019 ∞
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