- If I were a month, I would be December.
- If I were a day of the week, I would be Wednesday.
- If I were a time of the day, I would be the dead of night.
- If I were a planet, I would be Saturn.
- If I were a sea animal, I would be a starfish.
- If I were a direction, I would be a down.
- If I were a piece of furniture, I would be an end table.
- If I were a sin, I would be vanity.
- If I were a historical figure, I would be Marie Antoinette.
- If I were a liquid, I would be water.
- If I were a stone, I would be a pearl.
- If I were a tree, I would be a weeping willow.
- If I were a bird, I would be a red robin.
- If I were a tool, I would be a sludge hammer.
- If I were a flower, I would be a daisy.
- If I were a kind of weather, I would be a thunder storm.
- If I were an animal, I would be a platypus.
- If I were a color, I would be purple.
- If I were a vegetable, I would be a bowl of peas.
- If I were a sound, I would be the sound of safety scissors cutting through cardboard.
- If I were an element, I would be neon.
- If I were a car, I would be a Mazda 2.
- If I were a song, I would be "Breathe" by Anna Nalick.
- If I were a movie, I would be The Little Rascals.
- If I were a book, I would be The Time Traveller's Wife.
- If I were food, I would be tortellini alfredo.
- If I were a place, I would be a small coffee shop.
- If I were a material, I would be white cotton.
- If I were a taste, I would be vanilla.
- If I were a scent, I would be citrus florals.
- If I were a religion, I would be atheist.
- If I were a word, I would be peturbed.
- If I were a an object, I would be a perfume bottle.
- If I were a body part, I would be a wrist.
- If I were a facial expression, I would be an smirk.
- If I were a subject in school, I would be marketing.
- If I were a cartoon character, I would be Patrick Star.
- If I were a shape, I would be a parallelepiped.
- If I were a number, I would be 266.
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