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  • If you're riding my ass, you should be pulling my hair.
  • Don't drink & park, Accidents cause people.
  • I'm only driving like this to piss you off.
  • Faster than a speeding ticket.
  • Your body would look good in my trunk.
  • Hows my driving? Dial 1-800-eat-shit.
  • My feminine side is lesbian.
  • I'm not going slow, the clown in front of me is.
mar 20 2009 ∞
may 14 2009 +
user picture Kim: hahahaha I LOVE the 1st one!! I've seen it too mar 20 2009