marian hawke (dragon age 2)

• "don't worry. helping people and killing people are what i'm best at."
• "you should pay someone else. like me. i like being paid."
• "abominations are always so awkward at family reunions."
• "that does ring a bell. hard to remember... i've killed so many things."
• "i'll have to remember to use that. 'a demon made me do it'".
• "we could bring him back as the undead and then kill him again."

merrill (dragon age 2)

• "why do they call this a brothel? does it have something to do with broth?"

cave johnson (portal 2)

• "when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade; make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? I DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! make life rue the day it thought it could give cave johnson lemons!"

glados (portal 2)

• "you look ugly in that jumpsuit. that's not my opinion; it's right here on your fact sheet. they said on everyone else it looked fine, but on you, it looked hideous. but still, what does an old engineer know about fashion? oh, wait, it's a she. still, what does she know about - oh, wait. she has a medical degree. in fashion. from france."

papyrus (undertale)

• "I CAN'T JUST LET ANYONE DATE ME, I'M A SKELETON WITH STANDARDS!"
  • player choice: - I can make spaghetti.
    • "OH...NO... YOU'RE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!"