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  • new idea: what if tabby animal crossing was green? imagine thaT.
  • needlessly pointing at things in photographs
  • make a list of the coolest sounds in songs, like all the weird noises and stuff
  • holy shit, lava lamps. what an idea (edit: i wrote this cause i saw a picture of some lava lamps and got really excited because i forgot they existed. i just want to clarify that i didn't actually invent lava lamps nor am i claiming to have done so, i merely invented the idea of thinking of the idea of them)
  • what if kidd chaos was green
  • calling luigi from the super mario bros. movie "Charlie Day Luigi" exclusively
  • building a time machine to show my 8 year old self the super mario bros. movie
  • i invented a new song inside my head and you can't hear it but i think it's kind of good, i can't request feedback unfortunately though
  • (few months old idea by me) people should argue more about what shower head settings are the best and get in fights about it cause it'd be a cool thing for people to get divided over
  • add light bulb clip art to this list when it's not bedtime
  • happy ranchiversary (it's a holiday celebrating this one time i found year old expired ranch in my fridge on april 22nd)
  • we should stop normalizing the use of sausage on pizza. i'm tired of hearing people say it isn't gross and doesn't taste like how wet dogs smell i want to live in a world where i can go to the frozen foods section and buy a frozen supreme pizza without sausage on it
  • they should have put me on fear factor
  • seriously they should have put me on fear factor i don't care if i have to sign a waver saying i can't sue them in the event of catastrophe or whatever i would be so fucking good at that. i've only seen one episode of fear factor and that was 10+ years ago
  • myriad of myriapods
  • new thought: if you're not supposed to drink lava lamp fluid why is there a bottle cap on top and why is the cup on top the size of a shot glass???
  • what if danny elfman references oingo boingo (his own band) all the time (as much as i do) to people in his life at any given chance and it makes everyone around him uncomfortable to the point they talk about him behind his back
  • calling pennsylvania penicillin
  • referring to depression/anxiety as "the creeping terrors/horrors" so it seems more cool when i'm losing my mind. like daniel in amnesia: the dark descent when someone turns the lights off or something idk
  • putting glow in the dark star stickers on ur phone case. think about it. they'll get a lot of light (if you aren't chronically online, sitting in the dark staring at your computer screen at least,) anmd when you go to bed they'll be glowing a lot. works better than putting them on your ceiling i thinks
  • telling people to shuck corn/calling them corn shuckers when they do annoying things or are jerks
  • if i was a villager in animal crossing (not tabby) i think my catchphrase would be UWAOW!
  • if spider-man was bit by a centipede and injected with its venom instead he'd be named centipeter (centipeter parker) and his super power would be "being a good mother" (quote from when i first conceptualized this idea)
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