• Dave: "Wow, man, I'm, like, totally green with jealous rage right now."
• Rod and Kevin: "Cool beans."
• Dave: "Balls, man! We just ran over a small bus!"
• Rico: "You know, pools are perfect for holding water..."
• Rod: "I AM gonna get you better, and then I'm gonna beat you to death!"
• Kevin: "It's bouncing around the Web like a beachball at a Nickelback concert."
• Barry: "They've done it! They've raised $50,000 for Frank's conveniently priced surgery!"
• Rico: "I'm freakin pumped! I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day!"
• Rod: "Don't let your Dads eat pie!"
• Dave: "I'm gonna be honest with you, Rod. You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you and you've got a mountain for a face."
• Dave, way later: "Take it easy, Mountain Face."

Enjoy...