Your challenge, young Jedi, should you choose to accept it, is to carve for yourself a life of SUPREME BRILLIANCE. In?

• Have a fucking killer social life. I know all your friends are gone and you want to die in a puddle of your own anxious misery, or hide in a corner with porn and memories but this can not happen. Go to lunch. Go clubbing. Get hilariously drunk. Visit people at university. Do stuff.
• Get provisional license
• Take theory test
• Book intensive driving lessons
• Get license
• Retake Biology units

-* Take Philosophy A Level

• Get reference
• Write personal statement
• Book fucking ELAT!!
• Prepare piece of written work
• Book Philosophy exams
• Get gym membership