- Kids in Egypt are, like, trained to say 'I love you' to tourists
- While traveling along Route 66, all the people will suddenly become nicer and less Republican once you cross over the State line into New Mexico.
- In Philadelphia, the Amish market sells maple candy. They didn't make it. And they give you a free one if you act cute.
- The surfers in California hate tourists with a passion.
- In Vermont, people will stare openly at a kid with downsydrome in the airport. Everyone. Goes. Silent.
- There is a tribal diety called 'Long Teets.'
- Everyone will know who Micky Mouse is no matter where you go.
- If you have blond hair, people on the Japanese subway will photograph you.
- It is strange that you do not wear a veil.
- It is strange that you cover your breasts
- Only in America is it strange to eat animal balls.
- To find out if you are attractive, go to Italy and see if men applaude.
- The hosts in Japan actually are hired simply for conversation.
- Anime only slightly equals reality.
- In England, you will be told off for faking an American accent.
- Do not get into an argument with a Scottish person about who has the worst country. You will both think your own country is worse.
- Dubliners actually like James Joyce
- In New Orleans, it is not only acceptable, but ENCOURAGED for a man to dress up in a giant feather sequin outfit and dance around every now and then.
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