I am great house husband material except for the fact that I would hate being a house husband, and also that I need to do the following this year, because this is what I didn't get around to last year:

• learn basic vehicle repairs [tire, oil, etc.] (progress as of 01/06/22: baby steps)
• finish first draft of this novel (progress as of 8/22: 56% done and counting)
• brush up on driving skills [going blind meant i kinda stopped driving for...a while] edit: DONE
• master fried rice [why is this the one food that eludes me...]

Other than that I should be good.

• feed me at my ko-fi please and many thanks
• twitter: decadentmusings
• llsif: 045225084
• ao3: nanotrance (NSFW)
• amazon wishlist: ask
• instagram: 10layercake
• tumblr: ask
• discord: ask
• vent twitter: fragilelace
• love nikki & shining nikki: ask
• goodreads: ask
• note: I only use a few accounts with any regularity and most of my other accounts are dead like disco

just some of my favorite stories. pls holler at me about any of these, or about your favorite stories

• "a rose for emily," william faulkner
• the bell jar , sylvia plath
• "beneath the cherry trees," motojirou kajii
• bird box , josh malerman
• "the box social," james reaney
• "the cask of amontillado" & "hop-frog," edgar allan poe
• child of god , cormac mccarthy (i hate myself for adding this bc generally i loathe mccarthy & his writing)
• "the children’s story," James Clavell
• the complete fairy tales of the brothers grimm
• the complete poems , emily dickinson
• the complete stories , flannery o'connor
• the crucible , arthur miller
• "don't press charges and i won't sue," ch...