- Feminists -- they are usually overly sensitive and find the smallest things sexist, like how basketballs for guys are bigger than basketballs for girls because guys' hands are bigger. By being so irrationally angered by everything, they are proving the stereotype that women are just emotional, uncontrollable creatures to be true.
- Mosquitoes--they're obnoxious, spread disease, and their name is hard to spell
- Stomach aches--it's not fair that your stomach can hurt, it entails so much, and when you get those aches that hit your intestines, stomach, and every internal organ in your body, that's just cruel.
- Music about sex--people have no class nowadays and just say the raunchiest things without a second thought, back when things were more private, singers would say "I want to get closer to you" or some variant on that phrase, which meant, "hey, let's get busy," but it was much classier.
- People that don't believe in proper grammar usage--IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO PUT A COMMA OR A PERIOD WHERE THEY BELONG, AND IT REALLY ISN'T NECESSARY TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND ADD FIFTEEN LETTERS TO EVERYTHING. That is all.
- Doing the Dishes--Wet Ketchup, wet crumbs, wet land formations of wet crumbs and wet ketchup, wet dirt, wet death.
jun 9 2012 ∞
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