• starts conversations with "sveikutÄ—"
  • asks questions such as "why are you single?", "so you here alone?". (yes, you asshole)
  • starts talking about their job and how awesome they are at it
  • say that their favorite movie is "fast and furious"
  • comments my taste of music with "so you like hard rock and stuff,right?"
  • say "so tell me something about you" (can't you think of a question,retard?)
  • looks like their moms picked what to wear
  • try to grab my ass every time I try to dance
  • see that we have nothing in common - asks for a number anyway
  • haven't heard about irony nor sarcasm
  • thinks that one compliment will get them laid
  • over self confident
  • smells like cigarettes
  • only come to me when they're drunk enough
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