• "exhaustion? you haven't worked a day in your life. how could you be exhausted?" - grace
  • "grace thinks i'm a failure." "what? what has she ever accomplished in her life that's so great?" - anthony & dignan
  • "one morning, over at elizabeth's beach house, she asked me if i'd rather go water-skiing or lay out. and i realized that not only did i not want to answer that question, but i never wanted to answer another water-sports question or see any of these people again for the rest of my life." - anthony
  • "bob, you're the zero out here in the car." - dignan
  • "i thought you guys went to get haircuts!" "no, we didn't." - anthony & dignan
  • "bob stole his car!" - dignan
  • "and I can't fix a car like this, because I don't have the tools! and even if I did have the tools I don't know if I could fix a car like this!" - dignan
  • "pointless act! you don't give a 500 dollar tip to the housekeeper! that's inappropriate! that's inexcusable! that, i don't forgive!" - dignan
  • "backyard, right now!" "backyard? this is my house, asshole!" - dignan and bob
  • "he looks like a rodeo clown." "he looks like a little banana." - clay & future man
  • "kumar, what were you doing in the freezer?" "i don't know, man, i lose my touch, man..." "did you ever have a touch to lose, man?" - anthony, kumar, & dignan
  • "they'll never catch me, man... because i'm fucking innocent." - dignan
  • "did he take the piano? i bet that piano's worth 10k." - dignan
  • "isn't it funny how you used to be in the nuthouse and now i'm in jail?" - dignan
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