for hayden, my gay boyfriend

I love your face,

You love my grace

No matter our fate,

Let’s go on a Starbucks date!

You’ll order my mocha,

Clearly not a soda,

Then I’ll pay with my visa–

Yeah that’s right, I don’t need ya!

maybe i would like a bagel

What's it like to be a picky eater?

I would know, I have the mental menu

Of a country tweaker

Would a country tweaker like the bakery?

Or would she like

Not so savory, rock-hard masonry?