- Baja Cabo Citrus - got to try this after a trip to the emergency room where i was discharged with a shot of a painkiller LOL. pretty much had to stop drinking mtn dew before this trip because it was making me scream in pain. turns out i had an ovarian cyst. ANYWAY. this was the first mtn dew i had in a minute and i was pretty pumped to try a new flavor now that i was feeling 10x better. honestly cried tears of joy drinking it because it didnt make me feel like i was dying thanks to the painkiller. i seeked it out in every gas station i went to for weeks afterward because it felt like a victory trophy... only for the euphoria to kind of wear off and realize... i kind of dont care much for orange sodas. it IS good, its mandarin orange which was yummy, but i haven't had it since. there's just flavors i like more out there. 6.5/10
- Summer Freeze - i think maybe ive had this one before? all the summer flavors really blur together for me so i mix them all up. which kind of sums up my opinion on this flavor. its bomb pop flavors, so lemon/cherry/blue raspberry, which i feel like dont really work mixed all together in one drink. its also neon blue and it felt like my stomach turned inside out. I ABSOLUTELY HATE BLUE RASPBERRY. and i dont really like blue sodas they just make me feel gross afterwards. id drink it again if it was offered but definitely not a whole bottle, maybe a can though. 4/10
- Dragon Fruit - im drinking this one as i write this and its seriously so beautiful. dragonfruit is one of my favorite fruits and even though this is artificial flavored dragonfruit i still like it. its kind of a lot though, ill usually drink half a bottle and save the rest for later, that red 40 feeling... its a walmart exclusive which is good since i rarely go to walmart so i wont be destroying my insides often with this so its like a reward. tragically replaced Frost Bite as a walmart exclusive but i kind of do like this one more... 8/10
- Baja Midnight - shoutout to my uncle for running out and getting this for me the same day it dropped, btw summer 2025 my ass its august now i was on the edge of my seat for like 4 months dude waiting for this and its so MID. i dont even know how i would describe the flavor really??? while writing this i found out its apparently a rerelease of Baja Passionfruit Punch from 2023 go figure. I didnt try that one when it came out cuz honestly i just had no interest LOL. honestly dont have much to say about it because the flavor is so Flavored. like it definitely Tastes. maybe id try it again in store. my uncles one of those people who order drinks no ice because it gives more drink (allegedly) but im not because im an ice chewerrrr. anyway you wont see me going out of my way to taco bell to get me this when the far superior Baja Blast is sitting right next to it LMAOO be serious. low rating for now because it made my stomach hurt SO BAD but i also was really stressed out. such is the way of the pink lady. 4/10
- Trolli (Cherry-Lemon) Zero Sugar - i just miss Citrus Cherry so much. dont much care for the lemon aftertaste or lemon in general. yet to find the gummies as well... i actually had this weeks ago im just lazy and busy and depressed. maybe ill get this again and have a better review idrk. btw update i did have another and im probably never getting it again the lemon taste is sooo bad it gives me a headache. 5/10
- Pitch Black - DUDE IM PREGNANT. i am usually very on the fence about grape sodas (though i actually controversially like most artificial grape flavored things) but oh my god bro. its so good its perfect its all ive been hoping it was god bless GOD BLESS! ive always thought it just looked cool as well like the very dark purple shade and neon label. its awesome. i love you. 9/10
- Blue Shock - its like Voltage, raspberry citrus, without the ginseng. Voltage is one of my fave dew flavors because of the ginseng so i figured i wouldnt really care much for this one, but its actually pretty yummy. its almost more creamy in taste as a result. im also an avid blue raspberry flavor hater so im glad this is just raspberry flavored, same with Voltage, but i seriously appreciate it in a blue raspberry ruled world we live in... i will say as much as i like this one the scent absolutely smells like cleaning products. so thats kind of fun. blue sodas still make my stomach hurt so... 8.5/10
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