• August 13, 2011 > Bro driving me to work as my mom files her nails in the passenger seat. I said something and it accidentally came out dirty.
  • Bro: -smirk-
  • Me: Get your mind out of the gutter.
  • Bro: It's not! I was just thinking of it sexually.
  • Me: Having your 'mind in the gutter' IS thinking of it sexually, genius!
  • Bro: Oh, well I knew what that meant...I just forgot it.

LMAO!!!

Oct. 18, 2011

• Mom: It's ok...you have 4 years to learn this stuff! You'll figure it out eventually!
  • Me: *stops crying about econ midterm* "...wow...you just made my midterm seem awfully unimportant!"