Oct. 18, 2011:

• It's like broken-telephone on crack!
• AND CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF BECAUSE I'VE MADE IT PRETTY DAMN CLEAR THAT I AIN'T DOING THAT FOR HIM

Oct. 19, 2011:

• I wake up with hair that resembles something Jimi Hendrix would be proud of.
• My socks are on; it's serious.
• Sarah: this is getting to be quite Safari-chic!
  • Tam: lol...Safari-chic!
  • S: Yeah, like I just rolled out of Tarzan's tent.
  • T: LMAO. And this why you have a bubble on my Listography.
  • S: And this is why I don't have a boyfriend....hmm, now what can I do to look more Safari-chic? Big earrings? CHECK!

Oct. 21, 2011

• I greet thee!

Oct. 22, 2011

• Our top 3 sexy accents:
  • Sarah
    • 1) Spanish
    • 2) Brazilian Portuguese
    • 3) Caribbean
  • Tamara
    • 1) Spanish
    • 2) British (Liverpool)
    • 3) Brazilian Portuguese
• Tam: how was ur night?
  • S: I've had better :P / not very interesting / French guys... / always crap
  • T: LMAO...tell me bout it! / i almost broke down again lmao... /but then i got planter wart images
  • S: noooooooo planter warts ftw! / probably the only service they'll ever do humanity :P

Oct. 26, 2011

• S: Wait, I'm not done face-palming.
• S: That's an extended face-palm!
• S: That's a DOUBLE, extended face-palm!!!
• T: Men are such simple creatures.

Oct. 27, 2011

• S+T: blahblahblahblahboys
  • BUT, would you sleep with him?
  • Yes.
  • Good to know. You still like him.
  • I know.

Oct. 28, 2011

• S: because I'm really indecisive - from ice-cream flavours to men - ...
• S: If you put me in a speed-dating/mingling-type situation at a buffet, I would ACTUALLY have an anxiety attack.

Oct. 31/Nov. 1, 2011

• S: There is nothing sexy about your head emerging from a mustard yellow vaginal sweater. The only way to make that sweater sexy is if you remove it.

November 14, 2011:

• S: Ohhh..so you're a Wedding-Crier! I just get inappropriately "Ohh, it's so cute!..." I'm a Wedding-Retard."

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