• Greetings, land mammals!
• I did not expect to be myself for an entire lifetime.

nap ghost

• but today i met somebody nice......
• Cheering seems to have improved Napstablook's mood again.
• go ahead, do it.
• heh heh...
• heh...
• i just made this more awkward...
• i usually come to the RUINS because there's nobody around...
• i was just lowering my hp because i didnt want to be rude
• i'd just weigh you down. (Flirt)
• i'll get out of your way
• Napstablook chastises himself for screwing up such a simple task and hides.
• Napstablook eagerly awaits your response.
• Napstablook is staring into the distance.
• Napstablook is wishing they weren't here.
• Napstablook wants to show you something.
• nnnnnnggghhh.
• oh gee...
• oh no...
• oh, i'm rambling again.
• oooooooooo
• pretend you beat me...
• sorry...
• (This ghost keeps saying 'z' out loud repeatedly, pretending to sleep.)
• umm...
• You gave Napstablook a patient smile.

Fry

• alright, bird, you thought you could beat me in a game of wits. But you just met your equal
• but existing is basically all I do!
• did everything just taste purple for a second?
• Did you ever stop to think I might be happier with gills?
• Einstein is a hard name to remember
• I already did
• I am literally angry with rage!
• I can throw up on a stripper any time! Tonight I wanna not throw up, on you.
• I don’t have a name! I’m a salmon!
• I guess the blood must have rushed somewhere else.
• I never told anybody this but a thousand years ago I used to look up at the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just didn't have the grades. Nor the physical endurance. Plus I threw up a lot and nobody liked spending a week with me.
• I’ll be whatever I wanna do!
• I’m walking on sunshine, woah-oh!
• if those aren’t tears of happiness please stop crying
• It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?
• man, all this prolonged exposure to radiation is making me thirsty
• my love is stronger than a vast majority of explosions
• No I’m… doesn’t.
• oh, poor bender. He must be so lonely right now
• Ow, my sperm!
• People said I was dumb, but I proved them!
• So I really am important?
• so long, earth. Thanks for the air and whatnot
• Thanks to denial, I’m immortal!
• there’s so many kill bots behind us I can’t count them all!!! Three, I think
• they’re great! They’re like sex, except I’m having them!
• wait a minute, bender’s name isn’t bonder!
• wait, there on that screen! It’s that guy you are!
• we’ll be like PEW PEW PEW! And they’ll be like AAAHHHHHHHH!!!! SSCCHCHHHHHHHCHCHHSHCHHHH!! And then we’ll have pancakes to celebrate and I’ll be like NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
• we’re in the middle of nowhere, which is the safest part of nowhere
• well, anyway, just remember that people care about you
• What crazy thing happening are you guys yelling about?
• What part of that do I understand?
• what smells like blue?
• Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?
• why is… those things?
• Will you be moved in with by me?
• you can’t give up hope just because it’s hopeless! You’ve gotta hope even more, and cover your ears, and go BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!