50% truth 50% sarcasm. dated: march 18, 2020

• bake
• play frisbee
• have sex
• learn to do a handstand
• juggle
• yoga
• paint your nails
• face masks
• read a book
• make an omelette
• braid your hair
• make creative mixed drinks
• make soap
• try on every single piece of clothing in your closet
• make playlists
• paint
• duolingo
• lower ab exercises
• perky butt exercuses
• kegels
• masturbate
• floss
• puzzles
• learn magic tricks
• watch every episode of seinfeld
• watch porn just for the storyline
• smoke weed
• eat the freezer brownies
• learn the busta rhymes verse in "look at me now"
• listen to every beatles song
• wash your sheets
• exfoliate your body
• take a romantic bath
• pick your nose
• pick your roommates nose
• biore blackhead strips
• dust
• read a thesaurus. expand your vocabulary
• look up the meaning of all the words that you think you know, but aren't certain about
• bring back stack cups
• pluck your eyebrows
• shave
• refold your clothes
• do the cinnamon challenge
• become tik tok famous
• learn to moonwalk
• do a crossword puzzle
• make pasta aglio e olio
• stretch
• knit
• fidget spin