• If I were a month, I’d be October.
  • If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
  • If I were a time of day, I’d be midnight.
  • If I were a planet, I’d be Saturn.
  • If I were a sea animal, I’d be a manatee.
  • If I were a direction, I’d be West.
  • If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a chaise lounge.
  • If I were a liquid, I’d be coldbrew coffee.
  • If I were a gemstone, I’d be an amethyst.
  • If I were a tree, I’d be a weeping willow.
  • If I were a tool, I’d be a tiny screwdriver.
  • If I were a flower, I’d be a balloon flower.
  • If I were a kind of weather, I’d be overcast and cold.
  • If I were a musical instrument, I’d be the theremin.
  • If I were a color, I’d be teal.
  • If I were an emotion, I’d be enthralled.
  • If I were a fruit, I’d be a black cherry.
  • If I were a sound, I’d be the Playstation start-up noise.
  • If I were an element, I’d be fire.
  • If I were a car, I’d be a Scion xB.
  • If I were a food, I’d be tiramisu.
  • If I were a place, I’d be a goth club.
  • If I were a material, I’d be leather.
  • If I were a taste, I’d be cinnamon.
  • If I were a scent, I’d be patchouli.
  • If I were an animal, I’d be a hedgehog.
  • If I were an object, I’d be a scarf.
  • If I were a body part, I’d be a hand.
  • If I were a facial expression, I’d be a raised eyebrow.
  • If I were a song, I’d be Solitude Is Bliss by Tame Impala.
  • If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be black suede wedge ankle boots with the zipper on the back.
jan 15 2011 ∞
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