shame on me, I know. I am a girl who can't wear high heels :'/

• My fear of escalators when I wear heels
• My fear of stairs when I wear heels
• I will be taller than boys (wait, didn't I already say something like that?) Not very charming of me, but I still think it isn't right.
• What if I break a heel? Then I would have to break the other heel, and that would look ridiculous. I suddenly have flats in stead of heels, really weird, ugly, flats. Nope, not gonna happen.
• I would fall, I would fall and brake both of my ankles, and then somebody will have to carry me home. And that's not exactly easy.
• What if I would brake my legs, ohmygod, I would become criple and .. I don't want to think about that.

I'LL GUESS I WILL HAVE TO LEARN IT. ladylike-style.