from http://listography.com/adventitious

• If I was a month, I’d be May. of course, i'd be may
• If I was a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
• If I was a time of day, I’d be late at night to the wee hours of the morning.
• If I was an animal of the sea, I’d be a dolphin.
• If I was a direction, I’d be north.
• If I was a planet, I'd be Venus!
• If I was a piece of furniture, I’d be a plush couch.
• If I was a sin, I'd be Greed.
• If I was a historical figure, I'd be Jane Birkin. hahaha!
• If I was a liquid, I’d be a margarita drink.
• If I was a gemstone, I’d be an emerald.
• If I was a tree, I’d be an oak tree.
• If I was a bird, I'd be a mockingjay. LOL.
• If I was a tool, I’d be a chainsaw.
• If I was a flower, I'd be a white rose.
• If I was a material, I’d be velvet.
• If I was a kind of weather, I’d be sunny, no clouds.
• If I was a musical instrument, I’d be a drumset.
• If I was a color, I’d be purple.
• If I was a vegetable, I'd be potatoes.
• If I was a word, I'd be "seriously?!".
• If I was an emotion, I’d be pleasure.
• If I was a fruit, I’d be a peach.
• If I was a sound, I’d be a camera shutter closing.
• If I was a body part, I'd be arms.
• If I was a song, I'd be "poker face".
• If I was an element, I’d be fire.
• If I was an automobile, I’d be an audi r8.
• If I was a food, I’d be pizza.
• If I was a taste, I’d be sweet.
• If I was a scent, I’d be the smell of a freshly laundered clothing.
• If I was a place, I’d be a wide backyard/garden.
• If I was a mammal, I'd be a puppy.
• If I was a phase of the moon, I'd be full. who wants to be half or part something?
• If I was berry, I'd be a strawberry.
• If I was a book, I'd be any book on bookshelf!
• If I was story, I'd be about love.