october

• "Jihab? Hibab? Jibab????" — Seb
  • "????? You mean hijab?" — Self

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• "Oh look, someone drank too much and passed out on the street. — Seb, on homeless elderly woman lying on sidewalk
  • "Oh my god, you are so fucked up." — Self

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• MEET TO CONSIDER MARRING (sic) TO USA SOON IF NOT INTRUDUCE (sic) ONE? — Random Beijing Girl, proposing to Seb

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• "From now on I'll only use chopsticks with this hand. I'll become Edward Chopstick hands." — Seb