• "House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole." - Dean (1.01)
• "So what are you gonna do? Just live some normal, apple pie life? Is that it?" - Dean (1.01)
• "Myspace, what the hell is that? ... Seriously is that some sort of porn site?" - Dean (2.08)
• "Dude, you full on had a girl up inside of you for like a week. That's pretty naughty." - Dean (2.14)
• "Dude, were you on my computer? ... Cause it's frozen on bustyasianbeauties.com." - Sam (2.15)
• "I'm dating a nurse? That's so... respectable." - Dean (2.20)
• "It was so warm, it was like a jacuzzi!" - Jensen Ackles (@ Comic Con SPN Panel 2008, talking about what hell was like.)

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