one day.

• "sir, please stop having sex with your boyfriend in the library. It’s disrespectful to the books"
• "we’re doing competing prices to get this guy. I want to kill him for personal reasons, but why do YOU want to kill him?"
• "i accidentally gave you a love letter that was meant for someone else, but you’re kinda cute, so if that doesn’t work it out, maybe we could hook up?"
• His magical powers don’t work when he’s drunk.
• She made a noble sacrifice, and now, as a ghost, she resents it.
• The land has been cursed to permanent darkness, daytime, fog, wind, or lightning strikes.
• The archeologist finds a fossil of a creature assumed to be mythical.
• Three people close to the murder victim have confessed. Each of them swears they acted alone.