things i say on the daily (or want to integrate into my rotation)

• "Im scared. Why would he say that? I can't support this comic anymore. This is problematic media. I'm a problematic blud. They'll kill me if they knew. They'll flame and flambe me." - LarpLarpLarpSahur on readallcomics.com
• "Possibly homosexual? Must remember to investigate further." - Rorschach/Walter Kovacs, Watchmen
• "Rachel Weiner's mexican themed bar-mitzvah!!! It was the first time I ever had an elote and I farted while doing Cotton Eye Joe and I blamed it on Alyssa Hickman because she was six eight!" - Sky, The Boys Presents: Diabolical
• "The first step in the development of taste is to be willing to credit your own opinion." - Hannibal Lecter, Hannibal NBC
• "You want me to uh... heat those up for you?" / "No need. Fine like this." - Dan Dreiberg and Rorschach/Walter Kovacs, Watchmen
• "Jingle jingle I said your favourite word! The Backrooms! Ok? The Backrooms! Jingle jingle jingle!" - Markiplier
• "who up suffering the slings and arrows of they outrageous fortune" - realwilliamshakespeare on Tumblr