To do:

• Bump into someone accidentally (on purpose) while they are at work
• Make someone hit on Robert
• Kill Bacon
• Follow the winters kid Boris that looks like Mitchell

Successful:

• Put love letters from Robert in his own and Lachlans locker

Unsuccesful:

2017:

• Perhaps graduating some sort of university
• Sitting in a gutter somewhere
• Having the best boyfriend ever (if i'm lucky)
• Traveling

2022:

• Probably not married, but perhaps been in a couple serious relationships, then break up with them in the most creative of ways
• Go out with someone rich, that would be interesting
• Fake my own death
• Maybe have a secret love child to someone, that would be fun
• Adopt an animal

2037:

• A week with 'Larry' (2006)
• The fridge (1995-2012)
• 5 days with Matt.. (2009)
• I don't think Aaron counts (late 2010- early 2011)

• The art of being of an abbhorent nature.
• Being popular and alive at the same time
• Flirts with too many girls
• Dishonest
• Keeps to themselves far too much
• Makes an effort to ignore you
• Likes things I dislike
• Rudeness
• Dislikes things I like
• Likes Twilight, Justin Bieber, One Direction, being a 'TB', snapbacks, swag, thinks they're hot, Fifty shades of Gray and uses the term 'YOLO'

That we had sex too much.

The Scream trilogy.

They arent scary.

But the concept deeply amuses me.

• Facebook
• Youtube
• Lacking to give a shit

• Megan
• Margaret
• My mum
• Natalie

• Through song and dance
• Fake your own death
• Write it on a cake
• Through a 'break up' present
• Break up sex
• Ask someone out infront of them

• Stalking
• Picking nails
• Picking face
• Binge eating
• Late or midnight snacks/breakfast
• Leaving homework till the last minute
• Putting little effort into that homework
• Jealousy
• Narcissism
• Pedophelia.
• Being selfish
• Lazy

• When 'Potential' graveled me.
• The rest is nonexistant.

When my father made a fake resume for me, with my interests as the following:

• Long walks on the beach
• Midget wrestling
• Pole dancing etc.

And my references as:

• My Facebook friends
• Icchibummon

• Absolute Boyfriend
• Dengeki Daisy
• Fruit Basket
• Highschool Debut
• Hiyokoi
• Kuroshitsuji
• Love Attack
• Ojousama no Untenshu
• Say 'I love you'

• Drew- Pokemon
• General Iroh- Korra
• Gin Ichimaru- Bleach
• Ichigo Kurosaki- Bleach
• Kakashi Hatake- Naruto
• Lucy- Elfen Lied
• Sebastian Michaelis- Kuroshitsuji
• Sokka- Avatar
• Ulquiorra Cifer- Bleach
• Vincent Law- Ergo Proxy
• Zuko- Avatar
• Re-l- Ergo Proxy

There is more, but I don't remember

• Aaron
• Oh gawd.

• 'Larry'

In grade 5 I liked this grade 6 male named Nathan Pantalleresco. He eventually heard of this and liked me too (score) We played a game called pokemon crater and I would give him some of my really good pokemon because he was great. Then he asked me out over pokemon crater that went something like.

• N: Hey do you like me?
• C: Kind of
• N: I kind of like you too :D

And when I was giving him pokemon he was all like

• N: If you give me some pokemon, i'll kiss you, but if you don't, i'll kiss you anyway :) (Bastard never did)

I also hung out with him for a few lunchtimes, I hugged him behind a tree, and we ...

On my endeavor to improve my vocabulary I must read more books.

October:

• Jane Eyre- Charlotte Bronte
• Frankenstein- Mary Shelley

• 10 things I hate about you
• 300
• About a boy
• Angus, Thongs, and Perfect Snogging
• April Fools
• Atonement
• Back to the Future 1
• Back to the Future 2
• Back to the Future 3
• Bambi
• Bambi 2
• Batman Begins
• Bourne Identity
• Bourne Legacy
• Bourne Supremacy
• Bourne Ultimatum
• Bridget Jone's Diary
• Bridget Jones- The edge of reason
• Bring it On
• Bring it on All or Nothing
• Bring it on in it to Win it

• Asked Jade for my pacer back after a month
• Finished reading Jane Eyre
• Gave Ms Mills the hobo money

• Clothes from Dangerfield
• A trip overseas when year 12 is over, perhaps England
• Re-decorading my bedroom
• Video games
• Books/manga

• Jealousy
• Selfish
• Lazy
• Unmotivated
• Secluded
• Socially awkward
• Nacissistic
• Body shape
• Butt
• Weight
• Legs
• Scared to talk to most males
• Comfort eating
• Inability to trust others
• Hold grudges
• Hate others too often
• Unable to let things go
• Stubborn
• Anxious
• Depressed
• Inability to do things on my own

Is that a trick question?

Not a very impressive list but:

• (2004) Big toe got stuck under the bathroom door. Half the nail broke off and was bruised black for 6 months.
• (2007) I fell on a wooden plank with a nail in it at school. I didn't break my leg though I couldn't walk for a week. There is still a slight dint from it on my right leg.
• (2008) Tied a normal scooter to a motor scooter with my friend Vanja. We rotated turns on each scooter, and when I was on the back one it flipped and I got dragged along. There was a huge gash on my leg that got infected.
• (2008) When Megan threw a ruler at my head in year 7.
• (2011) When I was ironing shirtless and I got my stomach with the iron. It left a small scar.

• What others think of me
• My everyday apperance
• The constant perception that others are far superior to me
• That i'm not worth anyones time
• The future

Casual Jobs:

• Target Point Cook.

Work Experience:

• Altona Green Primary School- one week
• Bunnings Warehouse Altona- one week

Other:

• Waitering at St Pauls

Making lists.

Don't make me laugh.

What a lame list.

• Curious- Britney Spears
• Katy Perry- Purr
• Taylor Swift- Wonderstruck
• Estee Lauder- Pleasures
• Estee Lauder- Pleasures Delight
• Estee Lauder- Sensuous
• Harajuku<3Lovers- Love

The odour from my toilet.

• A fashion designer
• A Pokemon Master
• Sexy.

• Atonement
• Frankenstein
• Gone (unfinished)
• Hail Caeser
• Hamlet
• Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
• Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
• Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
• Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
• Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
• Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban
• Heart of Darkness
• Howl's Moving Castle
• Inkheart
• Inkspell (unfinished)
• Jane Eyre
• Medea and other plays
• Rebecca
• Richard III

• Assassins Creed: Brotherhood
• Borderlands (unfinished)
• Crash Bash
• Crash Team Racing
• Digimon world
• Digimon world 2
• Drawn to Life
• Final Fantasy 10
• Final Fantasy 13 (unfinished)
• Final Fantasy 13-2 (unfinished)
• Final Fantasy 3
• Final Fantasy 4
• Final Fantasy 6 (unfinished)
• Final Fantasy 7 x2
• Final Fantasy 8
• Final Fantasy 9 x2
• Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
• Little Big Planet
• Pokemon Crystal version
• Pokemon Emerald version

• 'Accidentally' on purpose bump into someone while they're at work
• Do missions at school
• Get a lizard Travel
• Get a nice dog
• Get Lina and Daniel Lopez married
• Go to the Wizarding world of Harry Potter
• Graduate from highschool
• Kill Bacon
• Make someone that isn't me hit on Robert
• Make year 12 a memorable year

• All the days I go to work
• Exam days
• The days Bacon has ignored me

• Nick Williams and Jack Chetcuti
• Jack and Margaret
• Xienan and Lasagna
• Lina and Daniel Lopez
• Tash and Jeano
• Macaroni and Lasagna
• Macaroni and Lachlan
• Mr Dunn and Mr Camenzulie
• Executioner and Hilal

Xienan.

Final Fantasy, and seducing people with my awkwardness.

• Chandler would be suprised at the fact that I would bang him.
• Joey would be suprised that I was doin' average
• Monica would be suprised that I would be her so I could bang Chandler.
• Phoebe would be suprised that I too have a twin
• Rachel would be suprised that I think shes an idiot for taking ten years to realize Ross was the one.
• Ross would be suprised that I too would choose dinosaurs over sex

• I was relatively skinny minus the butt
• Being called a fat-ass.
• Having a face covered in pimples at the age of 10.
• Being bullied.
• Pokemon
• Dragon Ball Z
• Pocket money
• 'Larry'

Final Fantasy IX

• I wanted to be popular so I tried to be what I thought classified as 'cool'
• I use to think acting dumb would make boys like you
• I was mean to others to be noted as cool

• Garnet Til Alexandros above all.
• Rinoa Heartily
• Aerith Gainsborough
• Tifa Lockhart
• General Beatrix
• Yuna Braska
• Lightning Farron
• Serah Farron

2008

• Tree- Cheese
• Bacon- Mega Crush

2009

• Spaghetti- Crush
• Tiger- Mini Crush
• Bacon- Crush

2010

• Cloud- Cheese
• Bacon- Crush

2011

• Bacon- Cheese/ Mega Cheese

2012

• Bacon- Mega Cheese

Likable total: 5 Affectionate total: 37

• Benedict Cumberbatch
• Heath Ledger
• Hugh Grant
• James McAvoy
• Johnny Depp
• Joseph Gordon-Levitt
• Michael Fassbender
• Robert Downey Jr.
• Toby Stephens
• Tom Hiddleson
• Tom Wlaschiha

• Bridget Jone's love triangle with Daniel Cleaver and Mark Darcey (I'm sure they're up for a foursome)
• Mr Rochester's proposal to Jane Eyre
• Kissing Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Inception
• Replacing Lola in LOL for the entire movie. (French version)

• De-activated Facebook
• Aiming to do more prodictive things with my time
• Ordered a Justin Bieber mask for Halloween
• Got money from work (Which I hate going to)
• Ate food and got fat
• Completed Assassins Creed: Brotherhood

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