In grade 5 I liked this grade 6 male named Nathan Pantalleresco. He eventually heard of this and liked me too (score) We played a game called pokemon crater and I would give him some of my really good pokemon because he was great. Then he asked me out over pokemon crater that went something like.
And when I was giving him pokemon he was all like
I also hung out with him for a few lunchtimes, I hugged him behind a tree, and we played tiggie. Then I started to hate him because i'm wierd, and my friend Vanja and I named him Larry that stood for Loser, Asshole, Reject, Retard and Yoghurt lover. I was mean. But the name caught on, and he cried in class, and the principal came in and told everyone to "Stop calling Nathan 'Larry'.
Yes it was mean, but its my favorite primary school memory ever! I was hoping we would get married someday, but ohwell.. :\