- shortbread is the worst holiday cookie and also generally just not good
- most comedy isn't funny
- tomato sauce is not good (and pasta is wildly overrated)
- Beyonce is just ok
- papyrus is a more unacceptable font than comic sans
- Easter has the best seasonal candy and it's not even a competition
- creamsicles are not good
- most movies are too long
- spoilers aren't a big deal and don't impact my enjoyment of the spoiled media
- most chocolate bars would be better without chocolate (imagine a Mars bar that's just nougat and caramel)
- pancakes >>>> waffles
- chicken wings are the worst way to eat chicken
- being a good driver is sexier than maybe every single physical trait
- beer does not taste good
- sweet pickles are an abomination and also anti-Semitic
mar 23 2019 ∞
dec 27 2021 +