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~22 years old
~Scorpio
~Is a country girl to the bone. There is no changing her.
~Is a truck girl, born and raised Dodge as is it best.

Alyssa follows:
hayley wishlist (plz buy me)
books (read me)
books (Read in 2018)
about me (things that have made me cry)
observations (oct '18)
  • Neophyte: a person who is new to a subject, skill, or belief
  • Polyamorous: the practice, desire, or acceptance of intimate relationships that are not exclusive with respect to other sexual or intimate relationships, with knowledge and consent of everyone involved
  • Sapiophile: means someone who is sexually attracted to intelligent people .
may 31 2015 ∞
jun 12 2015 +
  • Nail polish
  • colouring book
  • clothing store gift cards (AE/Old Navy etc.)
  • candles
  • money fairy
  • those apple pie things you made last year
oct 28 2013 ∞
dec 21 2015 +
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I'm alive and I'm free Who wouldn't wanna be me

  • Alcohol
  • Animal Print Clothing
  • ATV's
  • Bonfires
  • Books
  • Boys
  • Bubbles
  • Coconut Malibu
  • Coffee
  • Country Music
  • Cuddling
  • Dodge Trucks (as no other truck is really worth my time)
  • Demolition Derbies
  • Family and Friends
  • Flip Cup
  • Glitter
  • Hedgehogs
  • Highlighters
nov 6 2011 ∞
apr 9 2014 +
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  • You actually like doing laundry at home.
  • Two miles is not too far to walk for a party.
  • You'd rather clean than study.
  • "Ah shit, how did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least once a night.
  • You schedule your classes around sleep habits and "Friends."
  • Looking out the window is a form of entertainment
  • Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime.
  • You realize:
    • That every clock on campus shows a different time.
    • That Chem Labs/ Architecture studios take up more time than all other classes put together
    • That most of my education would be obtained outside of class.
nov 15 2011 ∞
apr 9 2014 +
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  • Stupid People
  • People who think they can tell me what to do
  • People who can't drive at LEAST the speed limit
  • Actually just people who can't drive in general
  • When my car is dirty (inside and out)
  • When my computer files are not organized into folders
  • Cops on power trips
  • Tags sticking out of clothing
  • Inside-out hoods
  • People who touch my stuff without permission
  • Those who go to the 12 or less line in the grocery store, but CLEARLY have more than 12 items
  • Uneven strings on sweaters
  • CB's (Male and Female)
  • People who do not walk fast enough in the hallway
nov 6 2011 ∞
apr 9 2014 +
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  • 2 Broke Girls
  • Anger Management
  • Big Bang Theory
  • Bones
  • Cake Boss
  • Cake Boss: Next Great Baker
  • Criminal Minds
  • Grey's Anatomy
  • Hawaii 5-0
  • Heartland
  • Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
  • Modern Family
  • Mom
  • NCIS
  • New Girl
  • Once Upon A Time
  • Scandal
  • Scorpion
  • Suits
  • The Good Wife
  • The Vampire Diaries
nov 7 2011 ∞
aug 1 2016 +

Pros

  • I make her drinks
  • I provide Alyssa substances

Cons

  • I don't win her things at the carnival
  • I don't buy her things
  • I refuse to rub her feet
sep 22 2015 ∞
oct 7 2015 +
  • Alex
  • Andrew
  • Brian
  • Brett
  • Bruce
  • Carter
  • Coty/Cody
  • David
  • Devin
  • Dylan
  • Ethan
  • Gary
  • Gordon
  • Ivan
  • Jared
  • Jordan
  • Keith x2
  • Mitchell
  • Stephen/Steve
  • Timothy
  • William
sep 29 2014 ∞
aug 1 2016 +
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  • Hush, Hush Series
    • Becca Fitzpatrick
      • Hush, Hush
      • Crescendo
      • Silence
      • Finale
  • The Mortal Instruments
    • Cassandra Clare
      • City of Bones
      • City of Ashes
      • City of Glass
      • City of Fallen Angels
      • City of Lost Souls
      • City of Heavenly Fire
  • Code Name Verity
    • Elizabeth Wein
dec 1 2013 ∞
apr 9 2014 +

Appareance

  • Is tall (at least 6'3")
  • Blonde hair
  • Blue eyes
  • Well built body and properly proportioned
    • Preferably well muscled, but still soft enough to qualify as a good pillow
  • He will be ticklish in one or two places so that I am not the only one who loses the tickle war

Habits

  • Drives a truck (Must be a Dodge of course)
  • He will hunt, fish and enjoy doing any other activity that I enjoy (or at least pretend to like it to make me happy)
  • He MUST enjoy cuddling
  • He should respond quickly and effectively...
mar 6 2012 ∞
apr 9 2014 +
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Three names you go by

  • Alyssa
  • Lyss
  • Lyssa

Three physical things you like about yourself

  • Smile
  • Height
  • Hair

Three physical things you don't like about yourself

  • Stomach
  • Feet
  • Toes

Three things that scare you

  • The Dark
  • Heights
nov 6 2011 ∞
apr 9 2014 +
  • Why do you only have group pictures? I'm not trying to figure out who you actually are..
  • You look like a child..
  • What are you doing with your hair?
  • Your dog is cuter than you, sorry about your luck.
  • You're proud of that Ford? That's a shame.
  • You're really cute, but unfortunately short.
  • Can I have your cute friends number instead?
sep 22 2015 ∞
oct 7 2015 +

Combinations

  • Girls
    • Amelia Jane / Amelia Jennifer
      • NN: AJ
    • Suzanna Caroline
    • Zoey Isabelle / Zoey Nicole
  • Boys
    • Brayden Elijah
    • Leo Jonathan
    • Christopher Jonah
    • Oliver William

Individual Names

  • Girls
  • Boys
    • Liam
oct 20 2014 ∞
aug 17 2016 +
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Bolded are my favorites

  • A Charlie Brown Christmas
  • Annabelle's Wish
  • Blizzard
  • Elf
  • Frosty The Snowman
  • Home Alone 1-5
  • How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
  • Santa Baby
  • The Polar Express
  • The Santa Clause
  • The Santa Clause 2
dec 1 2013 ∞
apr 9 2014 +
  • Being loud after quiet hours
  • Burning candles in my room
  • Drank during Frosh week (which we aren't allowed to do in Guelph)
  • Drinking underage
  • Frequently use the fire exit door outside of my room
  • Frequently prop the fire exit door open
  • Guest over on a "no guests permitted" weekend
  • Guest over without signing in
  • Had a rabbit in my room
  • Have a toaster, kettle and sandwich maker and use them all in my room
  • Have played drinking games
  • Possession of illegal substances (marijuana)
  • Smoked in my room
feb 25 2012 ∞
apr 9 2014 +
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These are very good tips as to how I personally procrastinate:

  • Facebook
  • Play Tetris
  • Skype with Hayley
  • Clean room
  • Watch TV shows/Movies online
  • Listography Lists
  • Play with bunny/other pets
  • Run/work out
  • Re-organize files on my computer
  • Think of all the other things I could also do
  • Listen to/Download more music
  • The new-found love of Stumbler
  • The things that Stumbler stumbles upon for me
  • Online puzzles
nov 10 2011 ∞
apr 9 2014 +

Things That I might Assist In Helping To Get

  • A cotton candy machine at her wedding
  • A specific "The Maine" quote for her bedroom wall
  • A small hobby farm including:
    • pigs
    • sheep
    • cows
    • goats
    • chickens
    • horses (even though Hayley doesn't want them I do.. :D)
    • donkey
    • bees
    • cats
    • dogs

Things That I Will Not Assist With

  • A Boyfriend
sep 21 2012 ∞
apr 9 2014 +