• if I were a month, I would be October.
  • if I were a day of the week, I would be Sunday.
  • if I were a time of the day, I would be pushing 3 am.
  • if I were a planet, I would be Neptune (aloof, icy, a rocky core, & frequent raging storms on the surface.)
  • if I were a sea creature, I would be a hermit crab.
  • if I were a direction, I would be South East.
  • if I were a piece of furniture, I would be a bench in a reading nook.
  • if I were a liquid, I would be coffee.
  • if I were a gemstone, I would be obsidian or black opal.
  • if I were a tree, I would be a dogwood.
  • if I were a tool, I would be a measuring tape.
  • if I were a flower, I would be queen anne's lace.
  • if I were a kind of weather, I would be a thunderstorm.
  • if I were a musical instrument, I would be a banjo.
  • if I were a color, I would be grey.
  • if I were an emotion, I would be anxiousness.
  • if I were a fruit, I would be a plum.
  • if I were a sound, I would be thunder.
  • if I were an element, I would be As (Arsenic.)
  • if I were a car, I would be a Volkswagen.
  • if I were a food, I would be raw honey.
  • if I were a place, I would be a hill of the Blue Ridge Mountains.
  • if I were a material, I would be wool.
  • if I were a taste, I would be tart.
  • if I were a scent, I would be Commodity's "Book" perfume.
  • if I were an object, I would be a pen.
  • if I were a body part, I would be a brain.
  • if I were a facial expression, I would be a side-eye.
  • if I were a song, I would be Gnarls Barkley's "Who's Gonna Save My Soul"
  • if I were a pair of shoes, I would be well-worn TOMS
  • if I were a movie, I would be directed by Wes Anderson
aug 19 2014 ∞
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