• Yellow sweatshirt with rollerskating pandas all over it
• Black vintage Motley Crue jacket
• Red Christmas sweatshirt that menacingly declares "Tis the Season..."
• White 80's pumps
• Gold ballet flats
• The best long sleeve flannel shirt ever
• Vintage brown leather jacket

In descending order:

• Sophia Loren
• Natalie Wood
• Shirley Maclaine
• Claudette Colbert
• Lana Turner
• Judy Garland
• Marilyn Monroe

• Numerous poison oak/ivy rashes
• Numerous sprained ankles
• Shin splints
• Broken cheek bone
• Staph infection
• Abcesses in eyes, finger and underarm
• Strep throat
• Mono
• Influenza
• Tooth infection
• Depression
• Bulimia/Anorexia
• Severe allergic reactions to penicillin
• Eczema

• Grand Canyon National Park
• Great Smoky Mountains National Park
• Mesa Verde National Park
• Petrified Forest National Park
• Redwood National Park
• Sequoia National Park
• Shenandoah National Park
• Yosemite National Park

• Steel-blue eyes
• Small, "cute" ears I've been told
• Teeth - they have a nice, square shape to them I think
• Small, delicate hands and wrists
• Calves - years of soccer
• Unique birthmark on lip and arm - granted, people always think I got burned in a fire or have some kind of weird bruise, but they're unique damnit!
• Cheekbones
• Small feet
• Small, heart-shaped mouth

• Sea glass
• Antique books; books in general
• My number badges from races
• Insects, specifically beetles
• Antique botanical prints
• Antique bottlecaps
• Shotglasses
• Sharks teeth
• Lists!

• Gymnastics
• Swimming
• Track and field
• Diving
• Soccer

• Cough syrup
• Mountain Dew
• Orange juice after brushing your teeth
• Buttered popcorn Jelly Belly
• Black licorice
• Lima Beans
• Water chesnuts
• Coleslaw
• Cotton mouth
• Tequila

• Cigarette smoke
• Sewage
• Body odors
• Standing water in the hot sun
• Dirty metal
• Beer
• Hydrogen sulfide (i.e. that rotten egg smell after launched fireworks)
• The inside of rubber halloween masks
• Clown makeup; clowns in general

• The warbled sound of Charlie Brown's teacher
• Smoke alarms
• Gilbert Gottfried's voice
• Screeching, giggly, pre-pubescent girls
• People chewing loudly
• Cat-calls/whistles from males
• Someone clearing their sinuses
• Metal forks and knives scratching across a ceramic plate
• Car alarms

• Whale song
• Penguin migration
• Aurora borealis
• Bioluminescence
• Outer space - black holes, nebulas, etc.
• The human body
• Child prodigies/geniuses
• Conjoined twins

• Some Came Running (Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Shirley MacLaine - 1958)
• Anchors Aweigh (Frank Sinatra and Gene Kelly - 1945)
• Tomorrow Is Forever (Claudette Colbert and Orson Welles - 1964)
• The Odd Couple (Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau- 1968)
• The Out-of-towners (Jack Lemmon - 1970)
• Two Women (Sophia Loren, Eleonora Brown and Jean-Paul Belmondo - 1960)
• Wuthering Heights (Laurence Olivier and Merle Obe...

• Madame C.J. Walker
• Eddie Vedder
• Estella Warren
• Susan Lucci
• Holly Madison
• Corey Haim

• I like going to bed early.
• I have bad knees and hips.
• I'm fairly modest in dress.
• I'm always cold.
• I'm frugal with my money.
• I'm fed up with kids these days.
• I take calcium supplements.
• I like to feed the birds.
• I'm a bad driver.
• I enjoy cats.
• My pharmacist recognizes me.

• Calcetines
• Bicicleta
• (Cola de) Caballo
• Cacahuete
• Lechuga
• Nublado
• Tortuga
• Pecosa
• Pato
• Obligatorio
• Naftalina
• Muñeca
• Mezcla
• Mascota
• Juventud
• Sospechado

• Stubborn as a mule
• Tough cookie
• Diamond in the rough
• Can't judge a book by it's cover
• Tough as nails
• Free as a bird
• Sharp as a tack
• True blue
• Two left feet
• Silly goose
• Wise as an owl
• Worry wart

• Stars Hollow
• Hogwarts
• Beauxbatons
• Durmstrang
• Hogsmeade
• Diagon Alley
• The Ministry of Magic
• Ellesmera
• Du Weldenvarden
• Tronjheim
• Willy Wonka's chocolate factory
• Camazotz
• Captain Kendrick's Memorial Hot Dog Wildlife Preserve
• Kingsbridge
• Pleasantville
• Spectre
• Fern Gully
• Villa Villakulla
• Gummi Glen
• Bluffington

• Mega-churches
• School shootings
• All-you-can-eat buffets
• Obesity
• SUVs
• 100 hour work weeks
• Prescriptions for every affliction/ Hypochondria
• Celebrity obsessions
• Magnetic car ribbons for every cause under the sun
• The breast cancer and AIDS industries
• Divorce

I know my taste in video games isn't the coolest but damnit, I liked these games!

• Legends of Legaia - Playstation 1
• Dark Cloud - Playstation 2
• Xenogears - Playstation 1
• Banjoe-Kazooie - Nintendo 64
• Kickle Cubicle - Nintendo
• Parasite Eve - Playstation 1
• Tomb Raider - Playstation 1
• Crash Bandicoot - Playstation 1
• Spyro the Dragon - Playstation 1
• Sonic the Hedgehog - Sega Genesis

• Any bit of natural landscape untouched by man
• An elderly couple holding hands
• Seascapes
• Cityscapes
• Baby animals
• Christmas lights
• Fireworks
• Ikea room displays
• Vivid sunrises/sunsets
• Wild animals
• Dogs with their gums flapping and ears flying out the car window

• A beautiful, slow song on a piano
• A distant train horn
• The click-clacking of the computer keyboard keys
• Snow falling and settling
• Chorus of crickets on a summer night
• Wind chimes
• Whale song
• The clink-clink of a rollercoaster as it ascends that first hill
• Children's laughter (Oh boy, this is getting corny.)
• Scissors through a stiff piece of construction paper
• "Taps" played on a lone horn
• Church bells
• Crackling...