• waffles
• yogurt parfait
• fresh baked bread
• airport terminal
• lemon
• bakery/donut shop
• cabernet wine
• pizza
• hospital
• hair dye
• sunscreen
• nail polish remover
• cookie dough
• brownies
• pineapple
• new car
• bubble bath
• rain forest
• wet dog
• toothpaste
• apple pie

• jersey girl (2004)
• the town (2010)
• argo (2012)
• ocean's eleven (2001)
• tower heist (2011)
• ain't them bodies saints (2013)
• half-baked (1998)
• woo (1998)
• you've got mail (1998)
• stonewall (1995)
• the candy shop (2008)
• my suicidal sweetheart (2005)
• the wedding singer (1998)
• takedown (2000)
• soul survivors (2001)
• departure date (2012)
• love hurts (2009)
• labor pains (2009)
• field of dreams (1989)
• volcano (1997)
• uncle buck (1989)

i've been asked quite frequently what are my reasons for wanting to move out of my house and, well, i never know where to start

• my mother doesn't wash her hands after using the bathroom (at least when i'm home, idk if she NEVER does it) - ew
• neither do my brother or my mother respect my sleep and they think it's good that they listen to music (that i hate) really loud while i'm trying to get some sleep because i'll eventually get used to the noise. it's basically hell.
• this apartment is very aesthetically annoying. i don't know how to put this, but my mother has absolutely no sense of what looks good and that's enough to make me feel like an outsider when i'm in my own home, but she also won't let me do what i want to my room. i really dislike my room and it feels like a chore whenever i hav...

• the great gatsby
  • chapter VI
    • Through all he said, even through his appalling sentimentality, I was reminded of something — an elusive rhythm, a fragment of lost words, that I had heard somewhere a long time ago. For a moment a phrase tried to take shape in my mouth and my lips parted like a dumb man’s, as though there was more struggling upon them than a wisp of startled air. But they made no sound, and what I had almost remembered was uncommunicable forever.

• and to think that i saw it on mulberry street (1937)
• the 500 hats of bartholomew cubbins (1938)
• the king's stilts (1939)
• the seven lady godivas (1939)
• horton hatches the egg (1940)
  • horton hears a who! (2008) (movie)
• mcelligot's pool (1947)
• thidwick the big-hearted moose (1948)
• bartholomew and the oobleck (1949)
• if i ran the zoo (1950)
• scrambled eggs super! (1953)
• horton hears a who! (1954)
• on beyond zebra! (1955)
• if i ran the circus (1956)
• how the grinch stole christmas! (1957)
  • movie adaptation (2002)
• the cat in the hat (1957)

• portuguese - native
• english - intermediate
• danish - currently trying
• russian
• french
• italian
• polish
• german
• irish

a list of really good films i have watched and want to reference to when i do that final project thing when i have to finish college keywords: crime, hood, racism, "why every time you refer to a female you gotta call her a bitch or a ho?"

• blackboard jungle
• boyz n the hood
• menace ii society

• one direction calendar
• guinea pig calendar
• goats in trees calendar
• very very cute baby goats calendar
• 1 cat a day calendar
• unlikely friendships calendar
• the muppets calendar

here's a comprehensive list of clothes i'd like to get because you know my birthday is coming up in 2 months maybe just maybe someone might feel like buying one of them for me i'd be grateful because i'm moving out early next year to the rly cool city of sao paulo and i plan on having a great time and wearing great clothes and just being comfortable like an alien baby i love everyone

• one direction grey marl hoodie
• gray converse shoes
• fuckyeah1990s' brink! shirt
• kitten creamery's dripping ghost tee
• zodiac cipher letter shirt
• comme des garçons play striped long sle...
• comme des garçons play t-shirt
  • it just makes me think of niall because it's a green heart with blue eyes i love it

• ireland
• canada
• hawaii
• australia
• new zealand
• singapore

• Metamorfoses - Ovídio
• A verdade de cada um - Sherwood Anderson
• Matadouro 5 - Kurt Vonnegut
• Café-da-manhã dos campeões - Kurt Vonnegut
• Cama de gato - Kurt Vonnegut
• Quem tem medo de Virginia Woolf - Edward Albee
• Um coração singelo - Gustave Flaubert
• Romeu e Julieta - William Shakespeare
• Júlio Cesar - William Shakespeare
• O Sol também se levanta - Ernest Hemingway
• Um artista da fome - Franz Kafka
• A metamorfose - Franz Kafka
• Tudo se ilumina - Jonathan Safran Foer
• Minha Querida Sputnik - Haruki Murakami
• Segredos da escola - Louis Sacher
• O Desfile de Páscoa - Richard Yates
• Onze Tipos de Solidão - Richard Yates
• Quem é você, Alasca? - John Green

• The Two Gentlemen of Verona (1589–1591)
• The Taming of the Shrew (1590–1591)
• Henry VI, Part 2 (1590–1591)
• Henry VI, Part 3 (1591)
• Henry VI, Part 1 (1591)
• Titus Andronicus (1591–1592)
• Richard III (1592–1593)
• Edward III[26] (1594)
• The Comedy of Errors (1594)
• Love's Labour's Lost (1594–1595)
• Love's Labour's Won (1595–1596)
• Richard II (1595)
• Romeo and Juliet (1595)
• A Midsummer Night's Dream (1595)
• The Life and Death of King John (1596)
• The Merchant of Venice (1596)
• Henry IV, Part 1 (1596–1597)
• The Merry Wives of Windsor (1597–1598)
• Henry IV, Part 2 (1596–1597)
• Much Ado About Nothing (1598–1599)

• the outsiders (1983)
• class (1983)
• sixteen candles (1984)
• oxford blues (1984)
• the breakfast club (1985)
• st elmo's fire (1985)
• pretty in pink (1986)
• blue city (1986)
• about last night... (1986)
• wisdom (1986)
• fresh horses (1988)
• hail caesar (1994)

but also

• wargames (1983)
• bad boys (1983)
• no small affair (1984)
• heaven help us (1985)
• one crazy summer (1986)
• youngblood (1986)
• the pick-up artist (1987)

• lose a lot of weight
• get a job or two and work a lot
• read one book every month or something
• stop trying to relate to people it's clearly a waste of time
• work as a full time petsitter
• study a new language regularly
• go vegan again
• get a dumb tattoo
• find ways of moving to america or go on vacation there
• get a boyfriend
• • forget about people and forget about leaving the hosue
  • dont talk to anyone
  • stop eating
  • become very weak

• sum films
  • the field (1991)
  • circle of friends (1995)
  • into the west (1993)
  • michael collins (1996)
  • the commitments (1991)
  • ryan's daughter (1970)
  • the secret of roan inish (1995)
  • riverdance - the show (1996)
  • waking ned devine (1998)
  • the playboys (1992)
  • in the name of the father (1994)
  • the crying game (1992)
  • the quiet man (1952)
  • widows peak (1994)
  • angela's ashes (2000)
  • the magdalene sisters (2002)
  • dancing at lughnasa (1998)
  • the wind that shakes the barley (2006)
  • evelyn (2002)

• Romeo and Juliet - French (1900)
• Romeo and Juliet (1908)
• Romeo and Juliet (1916)
• Romeo and Juliet (1920)
• Romeo and Juliet (1924)
• Romeo and Juliet (1933)
• Romeo and Juliet (1936)
• Romeo i Julieta - Polish (1937)
• Romeo und Julia auf dem Dorf - Swiss (1941)
• Shuhaddaa el gharam - Egyptian (1942)
• Romeo y Julieta - Mexican (1943)
• Romeo and Juliet - Indian (1947)
• Les amants de Vérone - French (1949)
• Romeo and Juliet (1954)
• Romeo i Dzhulyetta - Russian (1955)
• Romeo, Juliet a Tma - Czech (1960)
• Romanoff and Juliet (1960)
• West Side Story (1961)
• Astro Boy: "Robio and Robiet" (1965)
• Romeo and Juliet (1968)

• see one direction in concert
• have dinner with niall horan
• get my own house
• get a dumb tattoo i'll regret but luv
• visit ireland
• perform on saturday night live as a drummer on some pop artist's supporting band
• have a drumkit
• wear pink every wednesday
• go to nyc again with a friend and this time have lotz of fun
• run a marathon
• go shopping in tokyo
• go camping and eat pizza
• watch a good fashion show
• meet someone i can actually respect
• get high
• live abroad for more than 6 months
• own a dog and some rodent probably a chinchilla
• be relevant enough someone asks for my au...

i still haven't watched any of these

• halloween
• nightmare on elm street
• friday the 13th
• suspiria
• psycho
• when a stranger calls
• prom night
• exorcist
• basic instinct
• all the right moves
• candyman
• the town that dreaded sundown
• frankesteine
• the howling
• hellraiser
• the fog
• terror train
• the evil dead
• i spit on your grave
• the texas chainsaw massacre

• sam and friends (1955-1961)
• sesame street (1969-present)
• hey, cinderella! (1970)
• the frog prince (1971)
• the muppet musicians of bremen (1972)
• the muppets valentine show (1974)
• the muppet show: sex and violence (1975)
• nbc's saturday night (1975)
• the muppet show (1976-1981)
• emmet otter's jug-band christmas (1977)
• christmas eve on sesame street (1978)
• the muppet movie (1979)
• the muppets go hollywood (1979)
• john denver and the muppets: a christmas together (1979)
• the great muppet caper (1981)
• the muppets go to the movies (1981)
• of muppets and men (1981)
• the fantastic miss piggy show (1982)
• fraggle rock (1983-1987)
• big bird in china (1983)