every time I say, "new goal in life...", whether they're plausible or not.

• Live somewhere that I can wear flip flops (or sandals in general) all year.
• Find swag that pays the bills.
• Be as brilliant as possible while still having adequate fun.
• Get married in a Catholic church. Not because I want to be Catholic, they're just super pretty.
• Buy a boat; call it "Worthless." Just for ironic purposes.
• Become an NFL cheerleader, so I actually can be a football groupie ;)
• Marry Ryan Lochte. Because he is swag. And can pay the bills. Plus he's perfect.
• Spend a night at Shooters in Durham, NC.
• Drive a Zamboni
• Make all the bank, so my hubs can be a stay-at-home dad.
• Send my future badass children to Duke. Because they will be THOSE kids.