• 1984 by George Orwell
• A Song of Ice and Fire Series by George R. R. Martin
• A Great and Terrible Beauty by Libba Bray
• Animal Farm by George Orwell
• Lord of the Flies by William Golding
• The Book Thief by Markus Zusak
• The Harry Potter Series by J. K. Rowling
• The His Dark Materials Trilogy by Philip Pullman
• The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
• The Hunger Games Trilogy by Suzanne Collins
• The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold
• The Road by Cormac McCarthy
• Water for Elephants by Sara Gruen

Comedies: 6/14

• All's Well That Ends Well
• As You Like It
• ✔ Comedy of Errors
• Love's Labour's Lost
• Measure for Measure
• ✔ Merchant of Venice
• Merry Wives of Windsor
• ✔ Midsummer Night's Dream
• ✔ Much Ado about Nothing
• ✔ Taming of the Shrew
• ✔ Tempest
• Twelfth Night
• Two Gentlemen of Verona
• Winter's Tale

Histories: ?/12

Although I'll probably ignore these, I've read one or two of these and can't remember which but Shakespeare's histories are not my favorites.

• Alethiometer (His Dark Materials Trilogy)
• Daemons (His Dark Materials Trilogy)
• Direwolves (A Song of Ice and Fire Series)
  • I realize these were real once but they're extinct so I'm counting it.
• Glitch (Reboot)
• Light Sabers (Star Wars)
• Luck Dragons (Neverending Story)
• Magic
• Mister Ed (Mister Ed)
• Pegasus
• Pokemon.-
  • On second thought, it'd kind of be obnoxious to have a pet that always said its name, running into random strangers on the street that want to fight you, and kind of a hassle beating up team rocket on a re...

• ✔ A Clash of Kings (Book 2) by George R. R. Martin
• A Dance with Dragons (Book 5) by George R. R. Martin
• A Feast for Crows (Book 4) by George R. R. Martin
• A Storm of Swords (Book 3) by George R. R. Martin
• Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
• Daughter of the Blood by Anne Bishop
• I Am the Messenger by Markus Zusak
• ✔ Stardust by Neil Gaiman
• The Complete Works of William Shakespeare
• The Great Tales and Poems of Edgar Allen Poe
• the Grimm Fairy Tales
• The Illiad by Homer
• The Life of Pi by Yann Martel
• The Physick Book of Deliverance Dane by Katherine Howe

• Amanda Palmer - Amanda Palmer Performs The Popular Hits of Radiohead On Her Magical Ukulele
• Blink-182 - Neighborhoods
• Cage The Elephant - Thank You, Happy Birthday
• Florence + The Machine - Ceremonials
• Florence + The Machine - Lungs
• Jimmy Eat World - Bleed American
• Matt & Kim - Grand
• Metric - Fantasies
• Modest Mouse - Everywhere And His Nasty Parlour Tricks
• Modest Mouse - Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• Modest Mouse - The Lonesome Crowded West
• Muse - Absolution
• Muse - The Resistance
• Paramore - Brand New Eyes
• Regina Spektor - Far
• Taking Back Sunday - New Again

• The time when a guy sidled up next to me in the library, singing "Like A Virgin" while I was checking things out with my little sister.
• The time a guy who was 10 years older than me followed me around my first real college party telling me about his lazy eye.
• The time a guy decided my nail polish would be a good topic of conversation to start off on...awkwardness ensued.
• The time a guy hocked a large spit without looking and narrowly missed me, apologized, then asked me what my name was.
• "Nice legs what time do they open?" Just no.
• Rambling about drugs and your rankings of them on a scale.
• Repeatedly asking me out without taking a breath while I sat there repeatedly saying no. (Because that's not obnoxious at a...

• Wild Beasts

DOCTOR BOOZING:

When you drink alcohol or play drinking games while watching Doctor Who.

Doctor Who + Alcohol.

KROHOEGERING:

When you're going into Kroger to grab some things quickly before hitting up a club and naturally are not dressed for shopping and get strange looks from other people that get their groceries late at night.

Kroger shopping + dressed like a hoe.

GLASSABLE:

Essentially, a fragile object made of glass. Coined by a very young me.

"Be careful that's glassable!"

SUPERNATURHOLING:

When you drink alcohol or play drinking games while watching Supernatural.

SKYRUMMING:

When you drink alcohol (specifically rum) while playing Skyrim.

Television :

• Adventure Bros
• a thing
• ✔ A Game of Thrones
• Archer
• Big Bang Theory
• Breaking Bad
• Charmed
• Divine: The Series
• Doctor Who Confidential
• Doctor Who Specials
• Downton Abbey
• Elementary
• Episodes
• Eureka
• ✔ Firefly
• Fringe
• Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
• Grimm
• Just Shoot Me
• ✔ Merlin