• skip: have you SEEN HIM! you could get either sweet and submissive bellhop skip or a darker more dominant skip the ghost. everybody wins
• stompin bob: incredibly sexy id let him stomp my bob if u kno what i mean
• cadence: cadence would definitely be a good fuck, if uve ever seen her moves on the dance floor u kno shed be able to move as well in bed
• rockhopper: as a person hes not incredibly fuckable but his giant migrator (wink wink) sets him above the rest
• g billy: he would treat you right. hed fuck you good and make you breakfast
• herbert: this spot only applies if ur a furry but if u are ud definitely know herbert would be incredible
• dot: dot is definitely a freak. theres no denying shed give you the night of your dreams

• all the homestuck kids
• but esp karkat rose roxy and dirk
• poppy and branch from trolls
• literally like every club penguin character
• except jpg
• my cats (see cats list)

• reycat: sweet but independent but loves attention but hates people. princess #1
• buttercup: the actual sweetest baby loves being held and very shy and sweet. princess #2
• magic: rowdy boy loves to play and is kind of stupid sometimes. "if he was a human hed be out like buying cocaine and hookers" -my mom
• blue: hes not a cat but i love him regardless hes also a rowdy boy and shits on the floor. i love him

• dave homestuck
• *** **** ***
• fidget spinners
• minecraft dirt block
• *********

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• club penguin (yes i fucking know)
• penguins in general
• homestuck
• dreamworks trolls
• uhhhhhhh death