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I'm an incurable insomniaddict, an insufferable iconoclast and a no-nonsense Nihilist. Looking back at that last sentence it appears I'm also addicted to alliteration. It also makes me sound like I'm no fun, but I'm actually a big goof-ball. I love to laugh and I love to make others laugh, but I don't consider myself a "comedian" (I prefer the term "Wiseass American"). That said, there are many th...

Josh follows:
  • Ghostbusters
  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • Return of the Jedi
  • Field of Dreams
  • ET
  • Cocoon
jan 13 2008 ∞
jan 13 2008 +
  • What is your favorite word?
    • VAGINA (just rolls off the tongue... no pun intended)
  • What is your least favorite word?
    • GOD (too much meaning for such a little word)
  • What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]?
    • BEING SURROUNDED BY CREATIVE LOVING PEOPLE
  • What turns you off?
    • STUPID PEOPLE
  • What sound or noise do you love?
    • SAM'S LAUGH
  • What sound or noise do you hate?
oct 3 2007 ∞
may 20 2008 +
  • being underpaid
  • long hours
oct 3 2007 ∞
oct 3 2007 +
  • telekinesis
  • invisibility
  • flight
  • telepathy
  • super strength
  • super speed
oct 3 2007 ∞
oct 3 2007 +
  • "The Most Dangerous Game" by Richard Connell
  • "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty" by James Thurber
  • "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow" by Washington Irving
  • anything and everything by Edgar Allen Poe
oct 3 2007 ∞
oct 3 2007 +

My political philosophy has one guiding principle: PERSONAL FREEDOM; People should be free to do whatever the fuck they want so long as they are NOT infringing upon the freedoms of others; Here's my Bill of Rights:

  • Freedom of / FROM RELIGION
  • Freedom of SPEECH
  • Freedom to FUCK (yourself and/or any CONSENTING adult, regardless of race or orientation or motivation); Gay marriage, prostitution, pornography, adult toys, S&M, etc should all be LEGAL. The government should only make laws prohibiting pedophilia, necrophilia & bestiality (because children, dead people and animals cannot CONSENT)
  • Freedom to USE controlled substances (drugs aren't bad, M'kay)
oct 3 2007 ∞
may 20 2008 +
  • my birth
  • the moon landing
  • Lincoln's Gettysburg address
  • JFK assassination
  • RFK assassination
  • MLK assassination
  • Archimedes' buoyancy discovery / naked "Eureka!" announcement
oct 3 2007 ∞
oct 3 2007 +
  • "Sober" by Tool
  • "Stinkfist" by Tool
  • "Prison Sex" by Tool
  • "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
oct 3 2007 ∞
oct 3 2007 +
  • landscaper
  • construction worker
  • janitor
  • personal assistant
  • grocery clerk
  • teacher
  • babysitter
  • production assistant
  • intern
  • technical coordinator
  • assistant editor
oct 3 2007 ∞
jan 13 2008 +
  • grasshopper empanada
  • ants
  • cow tongue
  • sheep's testicles
oct 3 2007 ∞
oct 3 2007 +
  • hiking
  • kayaking
  • rafting
  • skydiving
  • nudism
oct 3 2007 ∞
oct 3 2007 +
  • getting robbed at gun point while working at Trader Joe's
  • Grandpa Joe's funeral a few weeks after I got robbed at gun point for the first time (see above)
  • getting robbed at gun point while working at Trader Joe's for the SECOND TIME a few weeks after Grandpa's funeral (see above)
  • the night I met Sam
  • getting Jutta Landa's reply to my request for her to write a letter of recommendation for the UCLA Animation Workshop (I was totally shocked to learn, that by shear coincidence, Jutta, my favorite German professor during undergrad at UCLA, was actually married to Dan McLaughlin, the chair of the UCLA Animation grad program).
  • getting my acceptance letter to the UCLA Animation Workshop, though it was really no surprise after getting one of the best...
oct 3 2007 ∞
oct 3 2007 +

(in the order that they appear in David Fincher's "Se7en")

  • Gluttony:
    • I've got a fast metabolism so I overeat at every meal without getting fat (though I'm slowly starting to get a gut)
  • Greed:
    • I'm poor and I like it that way (mo' money / mo' problems)
  • Sloth:
    • I veg out in front of my computer and/or TV instead of going out and exercising
  • Lust:
    • I've got a penis and an over-active imagination (you do the math)
  • Pride:
oct 3 2007 ∞
may 20 2008 +
  • Carl Morgan
  • Lois Morgan
  • Russell Morgan
  • Natalie Morgan
  • Alex Pappas
  • Johnson Lu
  • Greg Kuhlmann
  • Kurt MacDonald
  • Wen Tien
  • Jana, Mirko & Moses Magens
  • Samnang Sim
oct 3 2007 ∞
oct 3 2007 +
  • Schindler's List
  • Grave of the Fireflies
  • Nobody Knows
  • After Life
  • Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring
oct 3 2007 ∞
oct 3 2007 +
  • Morning Becomes Eclectic
  • Left, Right and Center
  • Which Way, LA
  • Chocolate City
  • Metropolis
  • The Drop
  • The Treatment
oct 3 2007 ∞
oct 3 2007 +
  • tag with the ball
  • wall ball
  • butts up
  • 4 square
  • wiffle ball
  • oregon trail
  • pac man
  • asteroids
  • pole position
  • adventure island
  • dragon warrior
  • final fantasy
  • zelda
  • super mario bros 2
  • adventures of lolo
  • street fighter II
  • lost vikings
oct 3 2007 ∞
oct 3 2007 +
  • Evangeline Lilly
  • Halle Barry
  • Adriana Lima
  • Alicia Keys
  • Jennifer Connelly
  • Sophie Marceau
  • Natalie Portman
  • Brigitte Bardot
oct 3 2007 ∞
oct 3 2007 +
  • prince o' whales
  • joxer daly's
  • liquid kitty
  • st. nick's
  • beauty bar
  • sonny mclean's
  • the well
oct 3 2007 ∞
oct 3 2007 +
      • Bill Hicks (RIP)
      • Mitch Hedberg (RIP)
      • George Carlin
      • David Cross
      • Seth MacFarlane
      • Bill Murray
      • Steve Martin
      • Dan Aykroyd
      • Dave Attell
      • Lewis Black
      • Lenny Bruce (RIP)
      • Sacha Baron Cohen
      • John Cleese
      • Larry David
      • Denis Leary
      • Steve Carell
      • Zach Galifianakis
      • Jim Gaffigan
      • Louis C. K.
oct 3 2007 ∞
oct 3 2007 +
  • Ventura, CA
  • Los Angeles, CA
  • Hollywood, CA
  • Luxembourg City, Luxembourg
oct 3 2007 ∞
oct 3 2007 +
  • chihuahuas
  • cats
  • rats
  • mice
  • hamsters
  • fish
  • rabbits
  • snakes
  • tarantulas
  • frogs
  • lizards
  • parakeets
  • cockatiels
  • finches
  • parrot
  • crabs
oct 3 2007 ∞
oct 3 2007 +
  • friends
  • family
  • music
  • movies
  • TV
  • video games
  • food
  • photography
  • blogs
  • podcasts
oct 3 2007 ∞
oct 3 2007 +
  • procrastination
  • insomnia
  • ignorant people
  • religion
  • clutter
oct 3 2007 ∞
oct 3 2007 +