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I'm an incurable insomniaddict, an insufferable iconoclast and a no-nonsense Nihilist. Looking back at that last sentence it appears I'm also addicted to alliteration. It also makes me sound like I'm no fun, but I'm actually a big goof-ball. I love to laugh and I love to make others laugh, but I don't consider myself a "comedian" (I prefer the term "Wiseass American"). That said, there are many th...

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(in the order that they appear in David Fincher's "Se7en")

  • Gluttony:
    • I've got a fast metabolism so I overeat at every meal without getting fat (though I'm slowly starting to get a gut)
  • Greed:
    • I'm poor and I like it that way (mo' money / mo' problems)
  • Sloth:
    • I veg out in front of my computer and/or TV instead of going out and exercising
  • Lust:
    • I've got a penis and an over-active imagination (you do the math)
  • Pride:
    • N/A (I'm pretty shameless)
  • Envy:
    • I get jealous of my many multi-talented friends
  • Wrath:
    • N/A (I'm a fatally nice guy, though I do get vocally frustrated by stupid people)
oct 3 2007 ∞
may 20 2008 +