listography: observations (how the 7 deadly sins manifest themselves in my life)

I'm an incurable insomniaddict, an insufferable iconoclast and a no-nonsense Nihilist. Looking back at that last sentence it appears I'm also addicted to alliteration. It also makes me sound like I'm no fun, but I'm actually a big goof-ball. I love to laugh and I love to make others laugh, but I don't consider myself a "comedian" (I prefer the term "Wiseass American"). That said, there are many things that I take very seriously. I'm extremely allergic to religions, political parties, and traditions. I was raised Christian Conservative but thanks to a little thing called an "education" I was able to expunge myself of all the beliefs I'd inherited from my parents and now I consider myself a dead-again Atheist and a recovering Republican (I voted for GW Bush in 2000 and I'm sorry everyone, so very very sorry. There, that at least takes care of Step 8 on my road to recovery...)

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observations (how the 7 deadly sins manifest themselves in my life)

oct 3 2007 ∞
may 20 2008 +

(in the order that they appear in David Fincher's "Se7en")

Gluttony:

I've got a fast metabolism so I overeat at every meal without getting fat (though I'm slowly starting to get a gut)

Greed:

I'm poor and I like it that way (mo' money / mo' problems)

Sloth:

I veg out in front of my computer and/or TV instead of going out and exercising

Lust:

I've got a penis and an over-active imagination (you do the math)

Pride:

N/A (I'm pretty shameless)

Envy:

I get jealous of my many multi-talented friends

Wrath:

N/A (I'm a fatally nice guy, though I do get vocally frustrated by stupid people)