• If I were a month, I'd be... October
  • If I were a day of the week, I'd be... Wednesday
  • If I were a time of day, I'd be... sunset
  • If I were a planet, I'd be... Jupiter
  • If I were a sea animal, I'd be... kelp
  • If I were a direction, I'd be... zag
  • If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be... a (comfortable) sleeper sofa
  • If I were a historical figure, I'd be... Eva Peron
  • If I were a liquid, I'd be... starter fluid
  • If I were a gemstone, I'd be... Onyx
  • If I were a tree, I'd be... a Bonsai
  • If I were a tool, I'd be... a bicycle wrench
  • If I were a flower, I'd be a... Hydrangea
  • If I were a kind of weather, I'd be... NYC Fall
  • If I were a musical instrument, I'd be... piano
  • If I were a color, I'd be... green
  • If I were an emotion, I'd be... perplexity
  • If I were a fruit, I'd be... a kiwi
  • If I were a sound, I'd be... the bleep when you turn off a TV
  • If I were an element, I'd be... Selenium
  • If I were a car, I'd be... a Mini Cooper
  • If I were a food, I'd be... Thai Basil Stir Fry w/Fried Tofu (3 Peppers)
  • If I were a place, I'd be... Santorini, Greece
  • If I were a material, I'd be... Spandex
  • If I were a taste, I'd be... Cajun spice
  • If I were a scent, I'd be... fresh out of the dryer, clean clothes
  • If I were an object, I'd be... a hair tie
  • If I were a body part, I'd be... lips
  • If I were a facial expression, I'd be... a fish pucker
  • If I were a song, I'd be... an N'sync-esque pop song that people can dance to
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